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Elephants and Jackasses...

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by Nettdata, Oct 14, 2016.

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  1. Nettdata

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    I think we need Crown to go choke the motherfucker out a few dozen times.
     
    #27481 Nettdata, Aug 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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    That would be too kind.
     
    #27482 wexton, Aug 26, 2025 at 7:16 PM
  3. Nettdata

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    It'd be like waterboarding, only worse, I'm sure.
     
    #27483 Nettdata, Aug 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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    I'm for it. Hell, I'll pitch in money for the trip.
     
    #27484 SouthernIdiot, Aug 26, 2025 at 7:19 PM
  5. NatCH

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    And lose access to the White House press corps? Are you nuts?
     
    #27485 NatCH, Aug 26, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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  6. Crown Royal

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    Kicking out the knees is way more fun on people like that.
     
    #27486 Crown Royal, Aug 26, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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    I feel like it's more satisfying than just saying "Gulf of Mexico" and losing access to the White House press corps.
     
    #27487 Aetius, Aug 26, 2025 at 9:04 PM
  8. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    Look, just keep feeding him Quarter pounders and KFC like you have been. It’s like slot machine quarters, eventually we are going to hit that jackpot congestive heart explosion.
     
    #27488 Crown Royal, Aug 26, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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    Ummmm sweetie, didn't you hear he's responsible for Cracker Barrel changing its logo back? Show some respect.
     
    #27489 Juice, Aug 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
  10. Aetius

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    What a remarkable episode. Cracker Barrel torched god knows how much value with a shitty rebrand, fascists made themselves more aggrieved, and no ones lives got better in any way. A real win for humanity.
     
    #27490 Aetius, Aug 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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    I don't understand why they changed it and I don't understand why people were upset about it.
     
    #27491 Juice, Aug 26, 2025 at 9:59 PM
  12. Aetius

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    Because they're dumb and because they're dumb.
     
    #27492 Aetius, Aug 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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    People don’t like things to be different where they go out to eat shitty food.
     
    #27493 Crown Royal, Aug 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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    Please deity I don't believe in, make it soon. I'm tired boss.
     
    #27494 SouthernIdiot, Aug 26, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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    I've seen it referred to as "the Hamburger from Heaven"
     
    #27495 Aetius, Aug 26, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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    I thought it was a stupid move but don’t eat there so wasn’t wrapped up in it like so many were. And of course the MAGATs glommed onto it as a way to fire up the minions. They never miss an opportunity to make more of something than it really is.
     
    #27496 walt, Aug 27, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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    It fucking SUCKS. That restaurant is everywhere throughout the United States and it tastes like the first square meal you cooked for yourself in college.
     
    #27497 Crown Royal, Aug 27, 2025 at 8:42 AM
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    Cracker Barrel is delicious.
     
    #27498 Juice, Aug 27, 2025 at 9:38 AM
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    I agree. The hashbrown casserole is the tits.
     
    #27499 xrayvision, Aug 27, 2025 at 9:50 AM
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    We have one here nearby, but I've never eaten at that one. Though we have eaten at one or two elsewhere. Something about eating at a Cracker Barrel in your town feels weird.
     
    #27500 walt, Aug 27, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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