This is not something that every single American alive should be completely ashamed and/or embarrassed over. No, they should think “This is cool and/or patriotic” and be proud of their leaders, who are not global-scale laughingstocks whatsoever.
Secret Service isn't seriously going to let him eat from there, right? That's gotta be a huge poisoning risk. Or, maybe they SHOULD let him eat from there...
What good does it do them to poison him? They’re oil barons. They pay him and he gives them what they want. The system works.
Beat me to the punch. There’s no better poison than coming up with the perfect scientific combination of vegetable oil, starch and corn syrup to turn a Happy Meal into the food equivalent of China white heroin.
SCOTUS actually stands up against Trump using the alien enemies act to deport people without due process. Except for Alito and Thomas of course. i'm kind of shocked to be honest.
He’s getting pissed because tariffs are a thing, like an actual thing, and not just a word that solves issues. He’s Michael Scott “declaring bankruptcy.”
Nobody posted the Bruce Springsteen stuff yet? https://www.reddit.com/r/Music/comments/1ko3g8y/trump_warns_springsteen_he_ought_to_keep_his/
Sometimes it's fun to write sentences that seem like they should be insane hyperbole, but are actually just reportings of fact: Trump Administration gives $5 million of taxpayer money in support of anti-American terrorists
In one of our strangest recurring bits, Nancy Mace is yet again using a Congressional hearing to accuse her ex of various sex crimes. Owing to the Speech and Debate Clause, she has immunity for anything she said in Congress, which means she can accuse her ex of literally anything and he cannot sue for defamation under any circumstances. It's deeply odd.
Noem thinks that suspending habeas corpus means hanging a dead dog in the yard as a warning to her children's other pets.
What exactly is the failed marriage rate for republicans in your country, anyways? About 99.99%? For being a party all about marriage they sure are terrible at it. They are straight-up objectively fucking pathetic at healthy relationships.