Post your suggestions for new thread topics, and vote on ones you want to discuss. Sat, 11 Apr 2026 07:55:22 +0000 Sat, 11 Apr 2026 07:55:22 +0000 The Idiot Board http://www.theidiotboard.com/forums/new-thread-suggestions.6/ Thu, 28 Dec 2023 16:23:53 +0000 http://www.theidiotboard.com/threads/2023-year-end-review.255199/ http://www.theidiotboard.com/threads/2023-year-end-review.255199/ invalid@example.com (GTE) GTE Thu, 23 Nov 2023 21:19:17 +0000 http://www.theidiotboard.com/threads/death-and-dying.255193/ http://www.theidiotboard.com/threads/death-and-dying.255193/ invalid@example.com (downndirty) downndirty
She was 67. It feels very young to lose a parent to "natural causes". She had two hip replacements, COPB, Covid, colitis, on and on. She had a major lung surgery in 2014 that we didn't expect her to survive, and I'm trying to view the previous 9 years as a gift.

Her services are...

Death and Dying]]> 1 Sun, 15 May 2022 13:29:06 +0000 http://www.theidiotboard.com/threads/the-purity-test.255094/ http://www.theidiotboard.com/threads/the-purity-test.255094/ invalid@example.com (downndirty) downndirty http://www.puritytest.info/ultimate/

Focus: What's your score?

Alt-focus: At what point does this indicate a serious need to be incarcerated or under some sort of authoritative supervison? IE, if you score in the teens, you should be on probation. If you score below a ten, you're in jail for things that simply can't be spoken of.

Alt-Alt-Focus: What's your number of partners and does it matter anymore?

I got a 21%, which I feel is respectably mild.

I lost count of the...

The Purity Test]]> Fri, 15 Apr 2022 10:44:31 +0000 http://www.theidiotboard.com/threads/the-trans-thread-serious.255080/ http://www.theidiotboard.com/threads/the-trans-thread-serious.255080/ invalid@example.com (downndirty) downndirty
A Congress critter introduced a bill to "protect" women in sports...which, if that's the highest priority given the world we live in right now, I want the drugs she's on....but maybe like a quarter dose?

Also, some red states have introduced laws banning gender therapy for kids of a certain age.

A few celebs have "come out" as trans or non-binary, most notably Elliot (Ellen) Page.

In my own life, a friend of a friend is trans, and...

The Trans Thread (Serious)]]> Fri, 01 Oct 2021 19:32:05 +0000 http://www.theidiotboard.com/threads/old-school-cool.255036/ http://www.theidiotboard.com/threads/old-school-cool.255036/ invalid@example.com (Revengeofthenerds) Revengeofthenerds
And it’s gotten me into a bit of an old school rock kick. My wife stared at me blankly when I started blasting CCR and John Cougar Mellencamp. She has no clue who the fuck they are, but for me, this is the epitome of old school cool:...

Old School Cool]]> Tue, 11 May 2021 04:24:42 +0000 http://www.theidiotboard.com/threads/hell-of-a-year.254997/ http://www.theidiotboard.com/threads/hell-of-a-year.254997/ invalid@example.com (Revengeofthenerds) Revengeofthenerds

Ok, so we’ve all made some mistakes this past year during the pandemic, but we’ve also done some cool things too.

We probably all have more toilet paper and hand sanitizer than we need. But I’ve also really reduced my food waste, learned to trim my grocery shopping list, and I think in general the amount of cleaning we do now is a good thing.

I lived through a natural disaster, and even though I learned I wasn’t as handy and didn’t have as many proper...

Hell of a year...]]> Sat, 24 Apr 2021 17:05:29 +0000 http://www.theidiotboard.com/threads/bucket-list-oh-that-bucket-list.254989/ http://www.theidiotboard.com/threads/bucket-list-oh-that-bucket-list.254989/ invalid@example.com (Chase!) Chase! 1 Wed, 08 Jul 2020 21:15:25 +0000 http://www.theidiotboard.com/threads/help-offered-thread.254931/ http://www.theidiotboard.com/threads/help-offered-thread.254931/ invalid@example.com (downndirty) downndirty
With that in mind I'd like to start a help offered thread.

I'm not an expert on much, but I'll happily proof some resumes, do mock interviews and help folks prep for their job hunt. Especially on the fed side.

Focus: Offer your skills up, hookers. First one's free, unless it gets...

Help Offered Thread]]> Sun, 18 Nov 2018 21:33:48 +0000 http://www.theidiotboard.com/threads/i-never-knew-i-needed-that.254756/ http://www.theidiotboard.com/threads/i-never-knew-i-needed-that.254756/ invalid@example.com (Revengeofthenerds) Revengeofthenerds
I never knew I needed that!]]> Thu, 10 May 2018 15:46:38 +0000 http://www.theidiotboard.com/threads/dont-tase-me-bro.254700/ http://www.theidiotboard.com/threads/dont-tase-me-bro.254700/ invalid@example.com (Revengeofthenerds) Revengeofthenerds

Cameras are everywhere. On phones. Dashboards. Computers. Cops (sometimes). Under male porn actors dicks to give you that look like you're actually the one doing the fucking yourself and you get a closeup of the herpes and genital warts.

Sadly though, cameras don't always catch everything.

For example, I wish there was a youtube of Bill Clinton flirting with Monica Lewinsky. Like I just wanna know. How did someone so, well, Bill Clinton-y actually...

Don't tase me bro!]]> Sun, 15 Apr 2018 06:25:17 +0000 http://www.theidiotboard.com/threads/thems-fightin-words.254690/ http://www.theidiotboard.com/threads/thems-fightin-words.254690/ invalid@example.com (Revengeofthenerds) Revengeofthenerds
My sister, his mom, is white; his dad is black. He doesn't speak to his dad (NBA player turned fuck you baby momma). My nephew has a "black" sounding name. Sadly, I know these taunts will continue.

I told my sister that if anyone calls him a nigger again he should punch them in the face and we'll deal with the teachers and politics of it. No one calls you that, ever.

.... also today: I was asked to officiate my brother-in-law's wedding...

Thems fightin words!]]> Sun, 11 Feb 2018 02:43:43 +0000 http://www.theidiotboard.com/threads/rain-rain-go-aw-wait-come-back.254667/ http://www.theidiotboard.com/threads/rain-rain-go-aw-wait-come-back.254667/ invalid@example.com (Revengeofthenerds) Revengeofthenerds Cape Town, South Africa is running out of water. And conditions there are really fucking bad.

As of yesterday, their "Day Zero" -- the day when all the municipal taps are shut off -- is May 11.

And this kind of crisis...

Rain rain go aw-... wait COME BACK!!]]> Thu, 11 Jan 2018 00:01:52 +0000 http://www.theidiotboard.com/threads/deadpool-2018.254649/ http://www.theidiotboard.com/threads/deadpool-2018.254649/ invalid@example.com (Crown Royal) Crown Royal
View attachment 16468]]> Fri, 05 Jan 2018 13:22:16 +0000 http://www.theidiotboard.com/threads/another-movie-becomes-reality-this-one-sucks.254646/ http://www.theidiotboard.com/threads/another-movie-becomes-reality-this-one-sucks.254646/ invalid@example.com (Fiveslide) Fiveslide http://www.aetv.com/shows/undercover-high

I don't recall exactly how many movies have this plot, adult goes back to high school, but I can think of at least three without much effort.

It raises a lot of questions for me.

Is a person's permission required to film them and air that footage on national television? Undercover video of an entire school of minors, that just seems wrong to me.

This is what other people find interesting? Which one of you is going to watch it?...

Another movie becomes reality... this one sucks.]]> Sun, 03 Dec 2017 03:51:10 +0000 http://www.theidiotboard.com/threads/fuck-marry-kill.254637/ http://www.theidiotboard.com/threads/fuck-marry-kill.254637/ invalid@example.com (Revengeofthenerds) Revengeofthenerds a pretty addicting website.

Rules are simple:

Rule 1) You answer the person posting above (quote them in your reply), then you list three for the person below you.

Rule 2) For the sake of being all-inclusive for the TiBettes, include BOTH male and female options. So six total.

Rule 3) For the sake of being TiB, you MUST answer both options...

Fuck, Marry, Kill.]]> Tue, 11 Oct 2016 13:36:51 +0000 http://www.theidiotboard.com/threads/they-call-me-tater-salad.254445/ http://www.theidiotboard.com/threads/they-call-me-tater-salad.254445/ invalid@example.com (Angel_1756) Angel_1756

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10154078224327807

We all have nicknames given to us under ridiculous circumstances. We have a guy in our group of friends called Boots because he was so scared of the communal bathrooms in college, he wore his boots into the shower.

Focus: What's your ball-busting nickname and what's the story behind it?]]> Tue, 06 Sep 2016 18:36:14 +0000 http://www.theidiotboard.com/threads/see-you-next-tuesday.254429/ http://www.theidiotboard.com/threads/see-you-next-tuesday.254429/ invalid@example.com (Angel_1756) Angel_1756
Anyway,...

See You Next Tuesday]]> Wed, 10 Aug 2016 17:47:44 +0000 http://www.theidiotboard.com/threads/quityourjobin5words-creative-thread.254411/ http://www.theidiotboard.com/threads/quityourjobin5words-creative-thread.254411/ invalid@example.com (Angel_1756) Angel_1756
Focus: Follow the hashtag and #QuitYourJobIn5Words

Alt-Focus: Flip it on its ass. #WhyShouldIHireYouIn5Words]]> Thu, 04 Aug 2016 23:16:06 +0000 http://www.theidiotboard.com/threads/summer-olympics-thread.254403/ http://www.theidiotboard.com/threads/summer-olympics-thread.254403/ invalid@example.com (Revengeofthenerds) Revengeofthenerds Here's some things that could go wrong. Though I really enjoy watching the bike races, sailing events, track and field, and kayaking.

Focus: It's the fucking Olympics!!! Sports! Rawr!

Alt. Focus: Which events do you think are underrated and deserve a watch?

Alt. Alt. Focus: The Olympics are being held in the middle of a zika-filled poverty-plagued literal shitville. And it's all about to go off...

Summer Olympics Thread]]> Sat, 25 Jun 2016 00:07:17 +0000 http://www.theidiotboard.com/threads/wdt-6-24-16.254380/ http://www.theidiotboard.com/threads/wdt-6-24-16.254380/ invalid@example.com (Revengeofthenerds) Revengeofthenerds
Today is national Bring Your Dog to Work day. Focus: Would you ever work with your wif-.... nevermind.

Tomorrow is Global Beatles Day. Good timing, since their motherland recently brexited.

Focus: WDT stuff.

Alt. Focus: Beatle-themed porn? Rule 34. Someone find me some naked women walking down abbey road.]]>