it is now day 10,585 and lionel continues to dance on the ceiling. i fear for his sanity at this point.
i'd still hit it. so, my football team trounced another football team, new jim jefferies stand up on netflix, i had an uplifting chat with lt. fiance and there's a boob war going on here? happy days are here again. hell, i might just get me a pet bunny. jerboas are apparently a divisive animal: cute or a gross little kangaroo rat? i'm going with cute, but he wouldn't look out of place in a snake's mouth. so, i just started a job as a "store manager" (read: head child in lord of the flies) at a fly-by-night halloween store. the store is in an abandoned supermarket. normally when they abandon a supermarket, they clean the place out. not this one. all the shelves are empty, sure, but they are still there. the lockers are still filled with shit, carts everywhere, and while all the documents were destroyed or moved, i can build an impressive rendition of the trojan horse out of binders and clipboards. it looks like something out of the walking dead. once i get keys and alarm codes to the place, what sorts of shenanigans should i get up to? oh, and i get to hire a bunch of college kids to "staff" said store for a whopping 10 weeks. this might be the funnest job i get to have as an adult.
speaking of richie....if time travel is impossible, then explain to me how a fully-grown wilmer valderama is dancing in a 1985 video (look at 1:09):
i was seven when i saw it, opening night at the drive-in on a double bill with robin williams' moscow on the hudson with my folks in their massive, rusted-out '72 malibu. i remember the "library ghost" scaring the bejesus out of me and then just loving the rest of the movie. it's timeless. a brilliant mix of awesome comedy and special effects.
fuck those assholes. i love ghostbusters. i've never seen it on the big screen, but it sounds like fun. in other news, i really can't stand my ex-sil/whatever the fuck she is. i hate how she pushes my parents buttons into feeling some sort of obligation/guilt towards her when she's the one who all but pulled the trigger with my brother. she was born a manipulative user and will always be a user. fuck her.
careful my dear. i accept these challenges (see the skort thread, or whatever the fuck it was). and like rush said, no one wants to see that.
will it be in gif form? if you don't know how i'm sure nett could give you some tips. or binary. they've got the skillz.
I swear I wasn't drinking. And that actually disturbs me. If you could go back and fix that for me, that'd be great. Thanks bv, you're the best!
Welp, I've fixed everything from August 11th and back because that was the most accessible SQL backup that I could pull specific data from. Will work on the rest.
Thanks Mr. Binary! Don't you guys ever--EVER--say strippers aren't committed. Kid might be missing, but I gotta dance! Spoiler
Bizarre... You're not like those arsonists that like to set fires just so they can call it in and pretend to be a fireman, are you?