i'll name it, i don't care. i just wasn't thinking. knoebels. its wooden roller coaster is ranked in the top 10 in the country. they get flooded out occasionally and as you walk through the park they've marked the trees as to how high the water was during each flood. it's a real nice place. if only the guys would do that. i'm free with the rep button if you do. just saying. i also will accept dudes playing with their nipples. unless, you know, you're scared. please work, please work *fingers crossed*
nobody wants to see me playing with my nipples. at least that is what i've been told by my sunday school teacher, gym teacher, cub scout leader, and officer jackson. hey, i think i am the official "let me see your boobs" beggar around here.
that's what a guy who's scared says. just representing the female contingent. all 8 of us. someone's got to do it. i hope i'm getting paid for this. and i know just the way to pay me...please work, please work *fingers crossed*
back in sweden again, so finally time to post again. course jägerette has fucking chicken pox for the third time. i really need to stop dating grade schoolers.
you uhh...you sure that's chicken pox? you aren't supposed to get it more than once in your life and if you get it as an adult, you can get shingles. its bad.
she's probably just reacting to vaccinations. pay attention, if she starts acting a little autistic you'll know something is wrong.
she has had herp everywhere. even the eye. but, it is the cold sore version that spreads in very rare cases to the snatch and such. (i asked her to provide proof, as she had the worst outbreak a few months after we had started dating, sounds like a dick move, but a person has the right to know if they are at risk) she is just sensitive to viruses that lay dormant in the body according to her doctor.
that's cool (not really, kind of stinks). but i was really just messing with you. because herpes is always funny. right?
Crunchy Gif hey, lady, just because you are too old to figure out how to make a gif of yourself rubbing your boobs, don't take your anger out on me.
Re: Crunchy Gif you sure about that? you're just upset i didn't give you the url. what can i say, i'm a perfectionist.
no, i just didn't see where happyfunball listed where they are from. i assumed perhaps they didnt want that info out there. but yeah, knoebels is an excellent park.
crabs in the pratfall of std comedy and not worthy of a mention. aside from: [youtube]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pl_chgenxum[/youtube]
i knew this fraternity guy in college. got in a fight with one of his frat brothers at a party. when another brother broke it up and asked what was going on, he starts yelling that the other brother was telling people he had crabs. thereby announcing it to the whole party--instead of just the couple people his friend was talking to--that he did, in fact, have crabs. one of my friends liked him at the time and i just turned and looked at her. then told her she might need to find a new crush. at least, say, for the next month or so. just to be sure.
how common is crabs? who are these people that get crabs? i feel like only the scumiest of sailors and meth/heroin addicts get crabs because who else would have sex with someone that looks like this: NSFCMC this all may or may not be an excuse to post the above picture during the dinner hour. anyway, pumpkin beers are out. so are a few oktoberfest. personally, i am against fall beers until the second week of september, but i stocked up anyway in case they sell out. they won't sell out, ever, but this is the excuse i used nonetheless. this is my favorite season for beer. if they want to start two weeks early, i'll allow it. yes, i know what i just said. got southern tier's pumpking and warlock (stout brewed with pumpkin), southampton, dogfish pumpkins. also picked up a pumpkin shandy by traveler. so we'll see exactly how disgusting that will be. tonight, going to see ghostbusters on the big screen. i love re-releases like this. there's a whole generation of people, including mine, that missed it on the big screen and... nobody wants to go tonight. fucking philistines. this, naked gun, caddyshack, blazing saddles, and animal house should be required viewing in gradeschool.