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Your water broke: the LWDT (consider NSFW, as always)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nettdata, Sep 2, 2010.

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    I thought the point of having a penis was so that you could have something to blame when you did something incredibly stupid.

    Yes, but your question was whether you should up the ante or not. Aren't these things the next logical step?
     
    #81 Dcc001, Sep 3, 2010
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    Precisely. We're never without good cause. Ergo, drink your balls off.

    That sounds suspiciously like a dare.
     
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    There are some people I might dare to go hard. Crown Royal isn't one of them. I have a feeling that would be right up there with daring ToyToy to go as hard as he could...we'd all learn Crown's real name because he'd make the national news.
     
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    It's probably 'Gus'. He types like a 'Gus'. Mystery solved. Now, do vodka through the eyeballs, Gus. DO IT.
     
    #84 Beefy Phil, Sep 3, 2010
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    You're confusing penis with vagina.
     
    #85 hotwheelz, Sep 3, 2010
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    You're right, of course. The point of women having vaginas is so that men have something to blame when they do stupid shit. My bad. Thanks, Wheelz.
     
    #86 Dcc001, Sep 3, 2010
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    You're welcome.
     
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    It looks like my vagina caused you to misquote me. Don't worry about it - it happens.
     
    #88 Dcc001, Sep 3, 2010
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    It kept typing for me. I couldn't stop it!
     
    #89 hotwheelz, Sep 3, 2010
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    It's self-aware. Thankfully no teeth. Yet.


    Oh, yeah, almost forgot. Boobs:

    [​IMG]
     
    #90 Dcc001, Sep 3, 2010
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    The vaginas have grown fingers. Run.
     
    #91 Beefy Phil, Sep 3, 2010
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    You have no imagination. They could tickle your balls while you fuck them. I can't be the only one who immediately thought of that.
     
    #92 Dcc001, Sep 3, 2010
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    Don't distract them with your glass-half-full trickery. I can already type with my junk. I know what evil that power holds.
     
    #93 Beefy Phil, Sep 3, 2010
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    Or they could finger themselves! Madness.
     
    #94 hotwheelz, Sep 3, 2010
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    So, upon which piece of your anatomy are we to blame this particular monstrosity?
     
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    Wait...you've already fucked a vag with fingers? You're holding out on us Phil. Tell the story.
     
    #96 Dcc001, Sep 3, 2010
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    It was a dark night. The kind of night you dread. The kind of night where anything might have fingers. The trees. A phone. Pussies. Out of nowhere, a pussy with a phone in its fingers leapt from the branch of the tallest tree in the forest and landed in front of me and dialed my really hot teacher from sixth grade and told her that I had way too much whiskey tonight. And then we made ball-tickling fingertwat sex until dawn. Fin.
     
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    I saw Pussy With A Phone open for Blue Oyster Cult in '79.
     
    #98 Rush-O-Matic, Sep 4, 2010
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    Speaking of 'giners with teeth. I saw this on reddit and have laughed all day thinking about it.

    [​IMG]
     
    #99 Gravitas, Sep 4, 2010
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    Holy shit. VBagina Dentatta. Not. good. Fuck that shit girlfriensd just said i snned to waer a condom tonithgt. Not a hapy camprer. And fuck parton. Stupid ass rtequila........ Gonna make a sbad fdecision. and i want to fuck my 6tgh grade teacher.\\

    D0ont jusdge me.
     
    #100 Viking33, Sep 4, 2010
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