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YOU GODDAMN RIGHT ITS DRUNK THREAD TIME! 1/20/12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jan 20, 2012.

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  1. Angel_1756

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    The Big Four-Oh

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    http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/World/2012/01/20/19271876.html
    Jesus. Two pussies. She could fuck three guys at once, if the extra man could figure out where to stand (or four, if she took one in the mouth). I wonder if she gets two separate periods. Could she get double-pregnant? Is her PMS twice as bad?

    SO MANY QUESTIONS.
     
    #41 Angel_1756, Jan 20, 2012
  2. Rush-O-Matic

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    Well, crap. Your deleted your post. My green dot was for the other thing you wrote.
     
    #42 Rush-O-Matic, Jan 20, 2012
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    Oh boy - here come the RNSFW tags. Didn't we do this already?
     
    #43 Rush-O-Matic, Jan 20, 2012
  4. Angel_1756

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    I don't watch double-vagina porn, no.

    I low-balled (heh) the number, because let's be honest. If she took two dicks per hole... I mean, that's just a staggering number of dicks.
     
    #44 Angel_1756, Jan 20, 2012
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    Boom roasted! I got one in between two of yours.

    Wait. That did NOT come out right.
     
    #45 Rush-O-Matic, Jan 20, 2012
  6. Nom Chompsky

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    Fucking three guys at once would be pretty painful, probably, because there isn't really that much extra space. And there are women who have done double vaginal stuff, but it mostly tends to be more for sport than any sort of pleasure.

    As for double pregnant, the answer is, yes:


    Here is an unrelated picture:


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    #46 Nom Chompsky, Jan 20, 2012
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    This weekend can preemptively suck the donkey ass I know it's going to.
    This is the prime time of year for Lock-Ins. Yay money. Boo fucking asshole kids all night long.
    I've got a bottle of vodka and two of the pocket shots in my desk waiting for the evening. Ugh.
     
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  8. Nom Chompsky

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    Also, one of the openings is usually blocked, so you wouldn't really be able to fuck it anyway. Double edged sword, because it also blocks menstruation and can lead to painful buildup.
     
    #48 Nom Chompsky, Jan 20, 2012
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    I used to have an Etta James mix tape in college. It wore out and I never replaced it. Just on a strange whim, last night, I decided to download some EJ, and downloaded a hits album. She just died today. Weird.
     
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    Apparently I am retarded and her name is actually Rooney Mara. I did not know that fun fact though. Regardless of her assumed silver spoon life, it's pretty awesome that she got her tits, eyebrow, lip, and nose pierced for the role in the movie. Also there is definitely a level of attraction for girls with tattoos. To each their own.
     
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    My home page today had an article titled "'At Last' singer Etta James dies at 73"...there must have been a better way to phrase that.
     
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    What if she had two different cycles? She would have PMS and blood potentially twice as often, and twice as bad if they synced up. That would be terrible.

    Also, doesn't this imply that there are between 3,000 and 4,000 such women of various ages?
     
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    This was also in rep(because I extended the list), but could you download...

    Justine Bieber
    Brittany Spears
    Rush
    Jonas Brothers
    Lady Gaga
    Ke$ha
    Nicki Minaj
    Kanye West

    kthnx
     
    #53 xrayvision, Jan 20, 2012
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    You're seriously putting Rush in the same list as Justin Bieber and fucking Kesha?! You don't have to like them, but at least they're musicians.
     
    #54 JoeCanada, Jan 20, 2012
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    I absolutely hate rush.
     
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    Rooney Mara is ridiculously hot.

    I just came out of my office and found my employee asleep at the front desk. I may flog him.
     
    #56 shimmered, Jan 20, 2012
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    I dislike the vocals, (I don't really like any high-pitched vocals) but you're putting the people who made YYZ in the same category as Nikki Minaj? That just doesn't make any sense at all.

    We have a very large tire out back. In our shop, fuck-ups are punished by having to flip said tire from one end of the compound to the other until the sergeant's anger is appeased.

    Of course, if you happen to have a cat o' nine tails in your office, feel free to flog him. Do you have a large rack to tie him to?
     
    #57 Omegaham, Jan 20, 2012
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    Never could get into Rush. VERY talented musicians, but I cannot get into love songs about mathematics.
     
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    I'm not saying I wouldn't fuck her, because I absolutely would, but that picture is really unflattering. Either she has a huge head or she's extremely underweight because her proportions don't look right at all.

    Also, that girl whathasbeenseen posted on the first page is much hotter than this Donna Feldman chick.
     
    #59 Trakiel, Jan 20, 2012
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    Its not that I'm comparing talent between Nicki Minaj and Rush. I was merely stating people who he should download in hopes that they wouldn't be around anymore.
     
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