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Weekend Random Drunk Thread!

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Oct 23, 2009.

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  1. Kratos

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    Re: Friday Random Drunk Thread!

    I'm seriously about ready to take two more ambien down....


    LURKERS: This is your time now. You never get stupid shit likethis.... ever. Give us your opinion
     
    #181 Kratos, Oct 24, 2009
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    Re: Friday Random Drunk Thread!

    I'm just glad I still got 12 beerds going.
     
    #182 Sean Daley, Oct 24, 2009
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    Re: Friday Random Drunk Thread!

    So, we're 16 beers and 3 ambien in, and you're planning on putting down 2 more ambien? Dude, your liver is screaming loud enough for me to hear in Memophis!
     
    #183 gtg2k, Oct 24, 2009
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    Re: Friday Random Drunk Thread!

    "That non-drinking Baptist wedding I'm working tomorrow will love me...."

    As opposed to those other guzzling Jesus fucks. What's up with the Ambien? Sorta easy and self-defeating it seems. That's why Meth is so big. Why can't we celebrate our diversity?
     
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    Re: Friday Random Drunk Thread!

    I was going to write something about the "12 beers" post, but I decided to pet my dog instead.

    Yall know me, I can't talk shit.
     
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    Trust me, there's nothing Baptists hate more than booze or someone having fun, or an appearance of such. Plus, it's a nice & snooty country club I work for, and woe be tide if the guests are unhappy.
     
    #186 gtg2k, Oct 24, 2009
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    The irony of the night is : I'm am LDS Mormon missionary. Bike helmet and all.

    I'm going to hell
     
    #187 Kratos, Oct 24, 2009
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    I hate being a horse. .. .. onre more ambien is coming.
     
    #188 Kratos, Oct 24, 2009
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    Re: Friday Random Drunk Thread!

    No doubt there are frigid Pilgrims rolling over in bed at the thought of others receiving pleasure via randon BJs, handjobs, etc, as we speak. It's a given.
     
    #189 breakylegg, Oct 24, 2009
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    Fuck invading Iraq. We should've invaded Mexico. Kill all the rich muchachos who don't go along and build that shit up. Make it so they don't want to leave, but if they do then you can go there and enjoy the beach. They can come up here and enjoy the nothingness of the desert while being taxed.
     
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    You're only at 3 ambien? Queer.
     
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    Re: Friday Random Drunk Thread!

    DOUBLE SUPER SECRET EDIT: I'm 6'3" and weigh 230 lbs. with a lot of that being muscle. I'VE ALSO BEEN SEEING RANDOM PEOPLE.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAH....Way to go big buddy.....
     
    #194 breakylegg, Oct 24, 2009
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    This is easily the bestresponse I've gone. Fuck you Sean.
     
    #196 Kratos, Oct 24, 2009
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    I'm now going through this all. You honestly think I'd put another 2 AM in my system. Hell I put three, thats enough
     
    #197 Kratos, Oct 24, 2009
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    You got it, Kratos. Keep keepin' it real, nigga.
     
    #198 breakylegg, Oct 24, 2009
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    There was a competition. Things arent going as most people pleased.
     
    #199 Kratos, Oct 24, 2009
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    Lay off the cough syrup and look me up, Kratos, if you come to LV.
     
    #200 breakylegg, Oct 24, 2009
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