When Pinkberry. That's when. That shit is delicious. My Friday night consists of watching a baseball game and eating some cereal because my uterus hurts and it's too hot to eat hot food.
Going out somewhere is about having a good time and I have always had a great, happy time there. What's your beef, barfyface?
You can angle a cut piece of large PVC pipe (get a piece from a sewer contractor) into the ground with the vile stuff at the end. Old fruit and what not. They can't back out, and then you just shoot the stupid motherfuckers. But, I had limited success with that (read none) but my neighbor did. I've had the best luck by putting my effort into treating the yard for bugs and grubs to keep them from rooting for them. Hate 'em.