Yeah; thanks the www, there's a temptation to head straight for hardcore porn. Few guys really take the time to work their way up from much more innocent titillation. Good work, Binary, you sir are a gentleman. Of course the thing is now to measure how like it takes me to go from the hula girl to xhamster...
I'm trying to decide if I want to start drinking at 9:30 AM, 5 minutes from now. Really, the only thing stopping me right now is I can't remember if I needed to do anything today, other than my laundry.
So...how long do you guys usually wait before letting farts rip in front of your new SOs? I've been hanging out with this girl for 6 months, and every time we separate in the morning, I have enough gas stored up to power an 18 wheeler. If I'm leaving her place, I just point my ass down the ground, let 'er rip and fly the 8 blocks home.
You haven't farted in front of her in six months? How have you not spontaneously combusted yet? I'm pretty sure I farted in front of my girlfriend like two weeks in.
Well here is the thing. I believe in The Golden Rule. If I rip one. I don't want her ripping in front of me. So I haven't. I either walk into another room or go into the bathroom.
Two more days until Vegas. Of course, today I'm going to get my ass kicked at work. But it will be worth it for desert times!
So for all the times I have heard "dame" applied to actresses, I have thought of it as a slightly derogotory term applied to distinguished actresses by the British media. Dame Helen Mirren, Dame Judy Dench. Turns out it is the female knighthood. Mind=blown
I'm with Parker. I don't fart in front of my GF because that might open the door for her to fart in front of me and hell no do I want that. She's perfectly happy with me not ripping one in front of her either. Been married. Between the 4 years of dating and 3 years of marriage, never let one loose in front of her.
I feel like you've past the window where you can ever fart around her without serious repercussions, you're the guy who never farts to her, to do so now would ruin her image of you. Or I could be completely wrong, but that's what I tell myself to justify farting within the first two weeks.
Given how awkward she claims to be, she might actually pull off the impossible and scare guys away before they buy her a drink.
Finished dinner! For some reason my camera is blurry, but it's braised short ribs with spinach and potatoes.
Irony works too! Not sure how the pizza for haiku contest turned out; but if the winner was rewarded I will buy the winner of this a 3 month subscription to the Beer of the Month Club. http://www.amazingclubs.com/beer.ht...AmazingClubs&gclid=CJ-1t4bwkLMCFQioPAodETsALg