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Weekend Drunk Thread, 10/12/2012-10/14/2012

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Oct 12, 2012.

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  1. ROC711

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    This is turning into the weekend drink to forget these lips thread
     
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    Like any of us need an excuse to drink. Psh.
     
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    Agreed. Add that to the original reason I am drinking this weekend. My unit has been posted to guard the Royal Palace in Stockholm for three weeks. Two weeks of soul destroying parade training later, we are heading up in a few days. To make things better, I will be holding guard at night, meaning I have to deal with all the drunk assholes on their way home from the pub.

    So yeah. Cheers.
     
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    This has turned into one of the worst threads on the board in awhile. Sweet jesus
     
    #44 JWags, Oct 12, 2012
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    My mother would be so proud.
     
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    It involves being on your knees and working with caulk.

    I think you'll be fine.
     
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    #47 hooker, Oct 12, 2012
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    Someone answer the young lady. I'm grouting tiles tonight too.
     
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    Good grief, this board is on life support and this thread is yanking the plug!
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    Fridge to Fridge day!

    Every year for the last 4 years my group of friends have done a Fridge to Fridge. It's basically a pubcrawl, except you replace pubs with houses. We all dress up in costumes, meet at the first house, drink all the beer, then move onto the next one.

    The first F2F we did consisted of 20 guys. This year we have 80 guys and girls. The best part is how serious everyone takes the costumes. Throughout the years we've had a cardboard Pac-Man, the Ninja Turtles, Teletubbies, 2 guys dressed as the Williams Sisters, Thomas the Tank Engine, The Joker etc.

    This year me and 3 other friends are going as the Jamaican Bobsled team from "Cool Runnings". I've actually spent a solid 8 hours this week building a wooden bobseld on wheels, and the end result is pretty boss. So fucking pumped for this!
     
    #50 guernica, Oct 12, 2012
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    Wheee, painting fake black claws! Can't wait to stab someone in the eye.
     
    #51 Roxanne, Oct 12, 2012
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    Careful if you're using black caulk. I've heard its bigger.
     
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    $4 million in plastic surgery will get you THIS, ladies:
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    ...whew! Steamy stuff. Why not just ask the hack doctor to simply give you this:
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    ...same sex appeal. I eman, my GOD plastic surgery is the tool of the fucking devil. How often does it honestly work out in the end? Instead, you end up looking like a shriveled-up bog mummy, and people at your funeral will think your body was joke-swapped with a halloween decoration.
     
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    Pffff Jocelyn Wildenstein? Old news bro.
     
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    Dude, we didn't need the visual of what happens to you after you eat at Olive Garden.
     
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    I've only done it once or twice. Mix the grout in a big bucket or plastic bowl. Work the grout into the spaces between the tiles after you mix it, smoothing it with a gloved finger if you like. Then you use a wet sponge to smooth it out and get the extra in there. Then you have to let it dry a little but not too much and wipe up the grouty film so the tiles are shiny. Then let it dry.
     
    #58 DrFrylock, Oct 12, 2012
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    And if you happen to let it dry too much before you wipe the tile off. Let it dry and with an abrasive sponge use a mixture of water and vinegar will get the grout off the tile.
     
    #59 wexton, Oct 12, 2012
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    Two sets of lips...
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