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Wednesday Stupid Thread: Shorsses

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Sep 11, 2013.

  1. R_Flagg

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    Probably going off topic here, but I'm of the mind that Beibers music career is going to fall off in the next year or two. After that I figure the next time he'll make any waves is after he finds religion in about 20-odd years, (I'm betting on Born-Again Christian), and start making the rounds as an evangelist or gospel singer. I'm also betting he'll end up marrying some equally washed up b-list actress or fashion model before he hits thirty.
     
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    He's already claims to be a hardcore Christian and has made his stance that all abortion is murder quite clear a while back.

    I think he'll marry his mom. I'm pretty sure they're already screwing, and she'll be game for the purpose of more publicity and writing another shitty autobiography

    Back on topic: 70's-style Short Shorts on men. I have seen this here and there, and.....why? As skinny as baggy basketball shirts look, it pales compared to the ridiculousness of looking like a Fire Island lifeguard. HOW badly do you crave attention, again?
     
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    Don't knock the stubby shorts bro.

     
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    Well, this thread is hilarious. I mean, if Nom was gonna pick up a reddit trend or whatever, I would've him rather have chosen "nipple spoons," but still funny. Carry on.
     
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    Dang, I thought this thread was going places. Oh well, it was fun there for a few pages.

    The stuff that happened outside the actual thread posts crack me up, like Mya going through her husband's drawers and VanillaGorilla putting on the Shorss to . . . to, um, just to see? Because, I know some of you did the same thing. Like Crazy Asian looking in the mirror without the tank top first, and then saying, "nope." And, like, how long do you have to try this to be able to pick up your camera to take this nipple spoon selfie?

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    These two comments are the dumbest fucking things I've ever read. Not even goddamn Tim Gunn agrees with this. Are you talking about wearing basketball shorts to the club? Because I'm pretty sure 90% of dudes that wear basketball shorts are either at home or working out. And if you're judging dudes for putting on basketball shorts while sitting on their own couches, that beats out the first dumbest fucking thing I've ever read. I'd even let basketball shorts pass if you're running quickly to grocery store.

    Now if you're talking about out into social settings, then you have a point, but going all the way to not washing taint and likening them to capris, holy fuck. I would love to know what ascots and bonnets you people adorn at your arrival home.
     
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    Nice, P. I was lobbying for the nipple spoon movement and you roll out ascots and bonnets.
     
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    Sorry, back to the nipple spoon movement, just without the spoons please.
     
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    I cannot, for the life of me, get spoons to stay on my nipples. I just tried 4 different spoons, and am now convinced that there is double stick tape under the spoons in that picture. Where are the other tibettes? You can't see that and then not try to do it yourself.

    In other news, shorsses are wildly unflattering, but one leg of Boyfriend's black basketball shorts make an almost acceptable pencil skirt, minus the other half of the shorts hanging there awkwardly.
     
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    Tip: cold room and manual nipple stimulation.

    I mean, I've heard that works.
     
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    I'm fine either way. In fact, I could get behind a "look at the different things I find around the house to successfully can balance on or stick to my nipples" movement.

    Within reason.

    And, sisterkath, I would suggest posting pictures of your efforts, and maybe we could offer constructive criticism for your technique.
     
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    Go on . . .
     
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    Put the spoons in the freezer. Doi.
     
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    Well, what about when they're plastic and not spoons, Mr. Spartypants?

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    Why would I wash my taint when you have a perfectly good tongue?
     
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    Taint life grand.
     
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    The nipple rings are causing interference.

    I have things I should be doing, yet here I am playing with shorts and spoons.
     
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    [quote="PIMPTRESS]
    I have things I should be doing, yet here I am playing with shorts and spoons.[/quote]

    Hey, babe, whatcha doing?

    Trying to get these spoons to stay on my nipples.

    Why?

    Internet.

    Ah. Nice shorts.
     
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    This may be one of the most fucked up things I've ever done. And impossible to explain to the
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