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[WDT] NATIONAL BASTILLE DAY/FIFA CUP FINALS [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Jul 13, 2018.

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  1. Revengeofthenerds

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    Because it was made in China?
     
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    This has got to be the most ill planned escape from police custody ever. The dude was in a moving police car, kicked out the back window and escaped....to the roof. (Video here)

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    Reminds me of the scene in slc punk where their quiet friend kicked out the back window and escapes the cops.
     
    #263 Kubla Kahn, Jul 26, 2018
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    The “quiet friend” who kicks gigantic bouncer’s asses and smashed every car in the neighbourhood with a bat because he fantasized them without windows? lots of people don’t recognize that’s Jason Segel. “Listen....I’m terribly sorry about the beating, and I hope your stay in America is more pleasant.”

    One of the most hilarious and underrated films of the 90’s. It’s almost constantly funny throughout.
     
    #264 Crown Royal, Jul 26, 2018
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    Great McDonalds worker beatdown.

    It's got huge weight class disparity, Titty, secondary beatdown by another employee, and the article includes some sexy facebook shots of the girl who SHOT the video.


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  6. Crown Royal

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    You guys have more fights in fast food franchises than we do in bars.

    Per capita.
     
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    We probably have more fast food places than you guys have bars though to be fair. Plus Mercury is in retrograde, so crazy shit.
     
    #267 Juice, Jul 26, 2018
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    So... yeah... that was pretty fucking interesting/terrifying...

    Was working away on some stuff and then my phone lit up like it was a fire truck responding to a 5-alarm fire... and then this message showed up:

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    Sure enough, I head outside and the hail/rain has subsided a bit and the sky is looking REALLY fucking yellow... and that was it.

    But I've never had a localized alert like that before via the cell phone system. Turns out they can target individual cell phone towers and send the alerts to the phones that are connected... so it was pretty a pretty specific and targeted warning.

    At least everything seems all good now, and I don't have to go fight a wicked witch or anything.
     
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    I just received that thing just after driving through the 401 while it rained baseballs from the heavens. My car is peppered with dings. Everyone’s car out there got fucking smoked. There were pileups under the overpasses of assholes trying to shelter their cars.

    I have never imagined hail that big around here. It was the wrath of God.
     
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    Damn... sorry to hear it...

    Meanwhile, the little hail I did get didn't do any real damage to anything... but it sure rained hard... like sheets of water. Glad I tarped up my garden, or I don't think it would have survived.
     
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    No worries my car sucks. Strictly a point A to B car.

    Out there, north of Aylmer, it got HAMMERED. Pea soup green skies and all, they weren’t kidding. Monsoon rain with quarter-sized drops. Everyone stopped dead on the fucking 401 highway for five minutes to not speed up the hail’s velocity.
     
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    To add to your previous post, that new warning system is amazingly effective. It cut through every phone, television and radio station at exactly the same time. Does the same for Amber alerts too.
     
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    First time I've seen it in action... yeah, it was effective.
     
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    I was worried my phone didn’t receive them because I hadn’t experienced one yet. Turns out shit still doesn’t happen often around here.
     
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    Glad you guys are okay, sorry about your car, Crown. I don't even live in Tornado alley like OK or even Alabama, but we have that system around, too. It's gone off a few times. It's really freaky when you know conditions are right, you're watching the local news with the radar and Tornado Warning updates wondering if it's headed your way, then the power goes out . . . pause . . . pause . . . then that BRAAAK BRAAAK BRAAAK sound goes off. I spent part of Christmas Eve two years ago hunkered down in my pantry.
     
    #275 Rush-O-Matic, Jul 27, 2018
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    A lot of people think you should hide under highway overpasses if youre caught out near a tornado because of that one famous video from the 90s, but its actually one of the worst places to go according to meteorologists. The storm chasers that went through it said they wish they hadnt filmed it because of it.
     
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    AND, it was clattering of metal chairs, which is just bonus.

    Just finally watched it. That was awesome. After beating that girl down, why did the manager scream about her mama, when she could've just said "YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?!"
     
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    God thats such an amazing ass kicking.
     
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    When you actually outweigh somebody by at least two hundred pounds, it is not very hard. It’s like a normal, human-sized person fighting a six-year-old.
     
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    Yeah? Tell that to Kevin Costner. Those things are so sturdy from tornadoes that they protected Superman.
     
    #280 Crown Royal, Jul 27, 2018
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