Just kidding. It's actually Dog Day. Butterface porn shows me a lot of average faced women with absolutely gargantuan cans. I mean, look at this. Spoiler There's so, so many more. Oh yeah. And here are some actual dogs that I find to be cuter than any other. Show me your pups. Happy Friday you guys. I am dragging today, but I'm here. I just ate chili in bed and am about to have a nap.
I remember years ago a butterface pic of a girl in a teal bra and panties that looked completely Plain Jane with the most amazing body. I wouldn't even know how to find it now that there are so many pics out there. Edit - 2nd result.
Not to be all "sharp knees" but I thoroughly dispute any assertion that the "most amazing body" is cropped above the waist. Does she have a killer booty? Does she have great thighs?
This doofus and I spent a couple hours watching the world go by this evening, adjusting to his older “brothers” being off to college:
I don't know if I'm just getting old, but I don't really pay that much attention to boobs anymore. There's so much more going on right below: does she have a really great stomach (NO six-pack, but no gut, either)? Ass/ hips? They don't have to be big, but a nice shape is appreciated greatly. How do her thighs look? I love me some good thighs. (I don't like "thigh-gap," and fuck whoever tried to trick women into thinking that was a good look. ) And, of course: Does she have a camel-toe/ puffy pussy? Does she have a bush? Because I'm into that. Also, I've got a saying: "The bigger her tits are when she's young, the more they're going to sag when she gets old."
Thin waist and huge boobs is well within the "most amazing body" description. I go on homemade porn jaunts every now and again. The novelty of a 'normal' body girl doing porn is cool and you get real reactions to the sex, not just fake tittie girls barking themselves horse.
This, ladies and gentlemen, is the guy who accused me of being an aficionado of "ditch porn." Hello, Pot. My name is Kettle.
As a small breast afficianado, I agree. I do think large breasts (C+) look great when clothed (particularly in tight sweaters) but hanging free they don't do much for me. Give me some small ones that won't give back problems, and don't have to put up a fight against gravity.
I dont know man there is still a big difference between the homemade girls stuff online today and the seventies Low Rider girls you always post. That being said searching out the homemade stuff is an occasional jaunt as mentioned. The main thrust of my porno watching habits are still the bleach blond, tan lined, fake tittied barbie dolls like a real American.
Cute. Anyone else have a pic of their dog in this pose? I call it the "paint me like one of your french ladies" pose.
I call it "airing out the junk". Hot, humid day at the campsite, in 100% humidity, surrounded by ice cubes... There's also a more cute, "sleeping with all the best things".
I am learning that small boobs age well. Large ones do not. A nice perky ass is enjoyable at any age, and yoga pants are wonderful. I miss the Crossfitter with a-cups that firmly cemented my affinity for the ass category. Boobs are great, but we all know which parts do the actual work. I'm currently in a hotel next door to a dog that barks every time it senses someone it can't see. I know of no greater hell than sleep deprivation because some twat can't train her dog, thinks this behavior is cute and Princess PrissyShits wants to say hi. I love dogs, but I'm getting more and more concerned about the folks that seem to think they belong everywhere, and are just furry, nonverbal and severely autistic children. Some of us have allergies, some of us have aversions to them due to being attacked, and some of us simply don't want to have to explain why your furry friend isn't welcome when I'm trying to eat a meal outside. Also, a healthy chunk of Karens have pets simply because they need to be worshipped. We should pay attention to that, because it's starting to become problematic. All that to say, my sister's beloved mutt Murray is the best. We are rapidly approaching the time where I spend more on him for Christmas than the rest of my family. Him curled up next to me by the fire the week of Christmas is bliss.