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[WDT] BIG PIMPIN, SPENDIN' CHEESE [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Jan 20, 2024.

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  1. bewildered

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    Today is National Cheese Lover's Day. Is today your day? What's your favorite? Are you a real slut for cheese?

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    I think my favorite snacking cheese is asiago. I just picked up something different to try this week. This is either going to be great or awful, there is no in between.
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    Fun toilet related fact of the day: before Americans had toilet paper, corn husks were used.

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    Today's celebrity birthday is Rainn Wilson.



    Happy weekend everyone. Stay warm and be safe.
     
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  2. Rush-O-Matic

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    I like cheddar.

    I always heard it was corn cobs.
     
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    Cheese rules. It is a great whole food and improves dreams while sleeping. Our house is never without it. I wish Black Jesus was still around, he was a huge cheese groupie.

    Side note: The “Lowlife Cross-Bodying the Vegas Judge” clip is becoming one of the most hilarious memes of the past decade. People are doing wonderful things with it.
     
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    Corn husks. Ah, so all those deaths in the Civil War weren’t actually from diarrhea, but from Bleeding Out Of Your Asshole Disease.
     
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    There's a place in the city called American Provisions that always has exotic meats and cheeses. I usually pick the meat and have the lady behind the counter pick the cheese pairings she never disappoints.
     
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    There’s a place in the middle of nowhere in Missouri called “The Cheese Shoppe,” and has a simple sign on the interstate. We stopped once and I got a 13-year aged cheddar. So fucking good, sharp as hell and all crumbly and covered with crystals…
     
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    We have a place near me in Mapleton, Ontario, called Taxidermy and Cheese Store.

    Needless to say I've never bought cheese from there.

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    Cobs

    https://www.farmersalmanac.com/before-toilet-paper-24419

    https://www.cottonelle.com/en-ca/ti...r-101/what-did-people-use-before-toilet-paper

    https://blog.whogivesacrap.org/home/goodfun/before-toilet-paper

    https://bigthink.com/the-past/strange-things-wipe-before-toilet-paper/
     
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    Hell yes. So many crystals that it's almost grainy, but in a good way
     
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    My dad was an old farm boy who loved a slice of apple pie with really really old cheddar cheese.
     
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    Are we still talking toilet paper or have we changed subject?
     
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    Eat enough cheese and you don’t have to worry about toilet paper. Just sayin.
     
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    There are several farms/creameries near me, and I can get some fantastic cheeses there or at local farmers markets. There’s nothing like a well aged local cheese from grass fed cows.
     
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    I used to buy fresh cheese from one of the area Amish farms when I was in that area. Then one time I got a block that tasted like literal shit. My dad said it must have had some extra rennet or something in it.

    I never went back there again.

    I LOVE Swiss cheese.
     
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    this is the first time in a very long time I've heard about the anti-vaxx crap. Do people actually still believe it? I'm deep in the heart of stupid country, Texas, and everyone who was anti-that either knew enough people who died, or died themselves. It's actually still a thing?
     
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    There are people who refuse a blood transfusion because they can't get blood from people who aren't vaccinated. I shit you not.
     
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    Why would anyone wear a butt plug to an MRI appointment? People are insane.
     
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    I had a customer complaining he was having a hard time finding local farmers who didn't use Mrna vaccinations on their cattle. Apparently this isn't even a thing but I guess some post online went viral over the summer about it.

    If people used corn cobs there was a lot of corn cobs inserted into rectums. That and people must have reeked of straight shit back in the day.


    I had some mango cheese like @bewildered a few weeks ago and did not enjoy.
     
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