Taken too soon by a Ebola due to a tainted blood transfusion for her elbow. Last known photograph: We miss you!
How did they find a lengthy enough coffin? Did they use a crate that they store a tomahawk missle in?
The coroner will be forwarding a picture for the boobie thread shortly. It was her dying wish that TiB finally see her tits.
Just lie still You joke, but paying off her surgeon to snap a topless picture while she was under anesthesia was the best $9 I ever spent.
She's not dead. She can't post here as she is too busy learning how to jerk off dudes with her feet. Which I'm sure she will deny as soon as she learns to type with her feet, so be prepared to read that lie.
Ski season starts today in Colorado. A-Basin has one lift servicing one trail open. I would give almost anything to be on that first chair. They had a 241 day season last year. We get 120 days on a good year in this area. I can't imagine having a season that long. I have got to get out of Ohio.
Re: Hello Cleveland! Wow, I thought Ohio was a fake place that people used as a metaphor for 'really shitty' - like 'I live in Ohio because I killed lots of folks in my previous life.' Like Atlantis, or Purgatory, or New Zealand.
Re: Hello Cleveland! It's real, I've seen it. I call it The Giant Tumour Wrapped Around Cedar Point. What's hilarious is the it's a swing state, so every election politicians treat it like fine china in efforts to suck up to the biggest dipshits in the industrial world: undecided voters. Bill Wattersin is from there though, so......swish.
Re: Hello Cleveland! What's a tu-more? My boss brings in his own radio and listens to Syrius. On more than one occasion I've heard about fucking and eating pussy while taking prescriptions from 80 year old ladies. And it's usually a song he likes so he's turned it up. The upside is that about half of the ladies I'm helping are hard of hearing. Yes, we have mentioned this to him. So I was benching the other day and a guy offered to spot me (first thought: crotch shot!), but I refused because really, why would I need a spot? But after my second set I decided to take him up on it. Well, since I'm just learning it takes me a while to set up as I have to think about what I'm doing, shoulders tight, back arched, feet flat, etc. I no sooner lay back and he starts with "YOU GOT THIS! YOU CAN DO IT!" and I haven't even put my hands on the bar yet. So I finally do, now wanting to laugh the whole time since he's yelling at me and I'm thinking about NOT looking at his crotch, and I unrack the bar. But again, I pause so I can think what I need to do. But he starts yelling again "DO IT! DO IT!" So I finally just do it and rerack it because I was stressed at him yelling at me. Probably sucked. And then the BEST part was as I get up he's walking backwards pointing at me yelling, "That was all you! All you! Yeah!" which caused all the other guys to look at me to see what he was pointing at. I didn't know what to do so I just gave a little wave. And then drank my water. I don't think I want him spotting me anymore. I haven't even got into my Halloween costume situation. Ugh. I hate Halloween.
I didn't know she was Native American, explains a lot of the hate/rage. Oh man, Ohio bashing, paging JWags to the courtesy phone.
You GOT this! Admit it. That was your exact diary entry from the night you lost your virginity and you just changed the word "penis" to "bar" for this post.
Um, can I just try and somehow justify Ohio's existence by saying; at least we're not Florida? I mean, I get that's like saying you're the smartest kid with down's syndrome, but at least we're not eating our own poop.
Speaking of Ohio... So I was supposed to go to a work conference next year and was gearing up to spend a week in New Orleans effectively dodging my professional obligations while cocktailing and cramming seafood in my face. My wife's family lives there and we called the Quarter our home not too long ago, so I felt well prepared to navigate the city in a quasi-local manner. Props to me right? I get an email yesterday regarding $company's decision on where to host the 2015 conference. My expression changed from even tempered to confusion as I assumed the site was selected and this was a done deal. Not so. Come to find out, they change the location every year and I'll be spending a week in Columbus Ohio. Now I don't know anything about Columbus, but I can make the broad assumption this won't be nearly as enjoyable even without the humidity and subsequent ball sweat. God forbid I have to actually work that week. I'm not inherently a negative person, but was hard pressed to come up with anything past that one No Reservations where Bourdain did the heartland episode and ate some apparently legit Japanese food. Does Columbus have any redeeming qualities I need to be aware of? I see they have something of a bar district called Fourth Street.
Fixed. Florida is necessary to exist. I like having it around for the same reason I like to stare at really bad toupees.
I'm assuming that your conference will be held downtown in the convention center. If so, you're definitely within walking distance of the Arena district, which has all kinds of different types of bars, depending on what scene you're into. If you want, you can shoot me a PM and I can give you some suggestions on things to do while your here based on what interests you have. It's not the worst place in the world, and really there's such a huge cultural cross-section because of the university, that everybody can find SOMETHING to do. Not that that makes up for the move from New Orleans. But, at least it's not Cleveland...