rave: new screensaver on pc #2 (because #1 is a pic of my since passed german shepard wearing a packers jersey, and that shit isn't going anywhere): i like the one kneeling with tattoos.
rave: my new pellet gun is awesome. rant: these buzzards sure do make a lot of damn noise. rave: at least they're landing at my two 70 old lesbian cunt neighbors' house. i wonder what they could possible be searching for that might be hidden underneath that porch? better call animal control just to make sure. it's starting to smell around here and those birds are causing quite the disturbance.
rave my 13 year old dog chased a rabbit today, and apparently quite intently. this is a rave because he's been exceptionally lethargic lately. its also a rave because my parents adopted another senior dog about a month ago and it seems like its really working out well. a few months ago, the 13 year old couldn't be bothered to come downstairs for dinner, now he's running down the stairs when my dad gets home. quite the change.
rave: stopped off at home depot on the way home from work today, and it turns out they were having some sort of manager's special. i ended up leaving with a 12" double-bevel mitre saw with stand, 10" portable table saw and stand, compressor with multiple nail guns, a power hand planer, and a bunch of other shit for under half price. was planning on building up a new shop next week anyway, so this was like christmas come early. with the cash i saved i have now firmly justified the purchase of a festool domino and a nice jointer to go with everything. this weekend i get down to building furniture for my place. yeeehaw!
rant: something under my back porch smells dead, and neither me nor my dog have killed anything here (to my knowledge). i have no idea what it is and its getting worse. what the hell.
rant: the office eater. does every office have one of these people? you know the one that hits the kitchen before her ass even touches her desk chair. normal day: 10am arrive 10:00:01 beeline for kitchen 10:01 stands in the doorway of my office sucking down whatever she has found, all the while talking, mouth open and sometimes i get the added bonus of her actually spitting food since she can't stop shoveling it in long enough to hold a conversation. 10:30-45ish it's muffin time! snorks down an entire costco muffin. do you know how big those things are??!!! 11:30 lunchtiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime!!! 11:50 this is after lunch forage time. she is normally "looking for something sweet after lunch. ya know?" 2pm this is where we get to hear about what's for dinner. let me tell ya, some of the shit she talks about sounds so disgusting. example, smothering a head of cauliflower in mayo and roasting it in the oven, smoosh it all up with cream, butter and viola! you just took a veggie and tainted it all up to your liking. so gross. 3pm work day over
rant: my grandmother died just a little while ago, but a little rave: because it was time. she was really old and her quality of life was not good. definitely rant: i am of course sad, and will miss her. but, the shitstorm of estate bickering and greediness that is about to happen among my cousins, aunts and uncles is going to be awful.
rave: turns out everyone's cool. actor was apparently super high from a weed cookie and send out odd messages to a few people, now claiming he has no idea what he was talking about. still strange; i know exactly what it's like to be high on weed cookies, and it doesn't make you imagine that someone said something offensive to you a day earlier. actors are weird.
rant: i am getting very fucking tired of kongos yelling 'whoa come with me now' at me. come to think of it, i'm getting sick of this whole new trend that mumford and fucknuts or whoever it was started.
rave you know what's a fun way to spend a weekend? being the sexual plaything of a super cute mega nerdy brunette gal. and what transpired after a fun night/morning/partial afternoon of sexual escapades? she made a kickass breakfast (breakfast ish, it having been early afternoon and all) and we watched hayao miyazaki movies. this one could be a keeper, folks.
rave: just got home from darwin and thank fuck for that. what an abortion of an exercise that was, a root in a brothel could not have been organised with a fist full of fifties. rave: only have one day at work before i'm on leave for two with a wedding in brisbane and another one in new zealand.
rave: parents gave me a new laptop for my birthday! all of the websites are going to work again!!! i can open .docx files!! so much functionality! weird: i've gotten to a place in my life where i feel weird about accepting extravagant gifts from my parents. also, after 7 1/2 glorious years together, it will be a little sad to say goodbye to my old laptop. did not realize i had maintained such a sentimental attachment to a barely functional piece of obsolete technology.