I can't find a clip, but: "We all feel like that all the time." I've also picked up Dr. Zoidberg's, "What is...?" if I don't know what something is.
@16:00 and 16:16 for DAYYOM, and DAYOM, brother done kissed his momma! Metro can't keep me <insert whatever you're about to do> I can't find a video for ATHF S2 E22, where Frylock tries to throw a party but nobody shows up. The mooninites get a call from him and deliver a series of awesome quotes, ending with: "We get checks from the government, and we spend it on beer, Mexican beer!" "That is the cheapest of all beers."
My most random quotes are always from "I'm Gonna Git You Sucka." http://youtu.be/ZEMEzykOnQ0 So many great things come out of that movie and nobody around me ever gets it. The worst is that I sometimes pick up shifts at a restaurant for extra cash. Whenever someone orders ribs, I can't stop saying "I want oooone rib." You got change for a hundred?" And of course as a female and child of the '80s, I'm all about quoting any and all John Hughes films constantly. My all-time favorite: "Stupid, worthless, no good, God damned, freeloading, son of a bitch, retarded, bigmouth, know it all, asshole, jerk! You forgot ugly, lazy and disrespectful. Shut up bitch! Go fix me a turkey pot pie!"
During awkward silences in conversations I'll randomly say "I'm Kip" People who have seen Orange County will generally crack up, people who haven't will give me a blank stare and say "I thought your name was Frank."
From the new season of Futurama: Zapp Brannigan: GEEEEEEEeeeeeEEWWWwwwwWWW, I have a terrible confession to make! Always Sunny highlights: Pretty much every line from The D.E.N.N.I.S. System, actually. I tend to use Charlie Day's inflection a lot, the defensive high pitched half-backpedaling tone whenever called out or accused of something.
My boss and I have been quoting Will Sasso's lines from Drop Dead Gorgeous whenever someone does or says something stupid. They totally make the movie. "I know who the winnah is!"
So many great lines just in that section of the movie alone: "Fuck you. That's my name." "What am I, applying for a job?" No. "Then stop asking me fucking questions." "I told you to act like a drunk, vagrant imbecile. Is that too much of a fucking stretch???"
The Princess Bride is always quotable. This is the one that gets used most often by me when someone says something incorrectly or out of context: As I'm getting older there are fewer people who get this joke. It is somewhat depressing.
The two most used phrases in my lexicon: If I walk into a room and there is a weird smell, "Ugh, what smells like boot feet?" from Futurama. And anytime somebody buys me a gift, before unwrapping it, "If it's a severed head I'm going to be very upset." from Wayne's World.
I have a similar one from Super Troopers. If I walk into a room with a few guys in it I'll say "Smells like sex in here"
I have a similar one from "The Kentucky Fried Movie:" "Christ! Did a cow shit in here?" I loved the TV show Wiseguy, especially the character Roger LoCocco, who was fond of calling anybody "Buckwheat" regardless of whether the person was black, white, periwinkle. I still say, "Relax, Buckwheat," "Do the math, Buckwheat" etc. I don't have many black friends. Whenever beans are served, I give a very enthusiastic, "How 'bout s'more beans, Mr. Taggert?!" And I've been saying "Doh!" since 1969.
The Hangover is overrated in my opinion but still quite funny. That said, it is terribly over-quoted. There is a little hidden gem in there that my brother and I both started using recently, "______ will sniff it out". Melissa says it at about the 40 second mark of this clip. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5gsKQd5pHg
One that I say at random all the time is "Because I like to say SALSA!" Which I just realized after youtubing it that I am misquoting it. But fuck it, I don't care about people. *I* like to say SALSA! A favorite of my ex-husbands, which we generally didn't say outside of the house because we were afraid people would have no idea what we were talking about, was "But...but...you're blek!"
Not a specific quote, but after watching The Wire for extended periods of time, I start to take up some slang and speech patterns. Which is awful, because tiny white girls cannot get away with saying, "Yo, you bein' a shifty ass nigga right now," which is what I accidentally said to a friend of mine the other day. In my defense, he was being a shifty ass nigga.
"It is YOUUUU who are mistaken!" Nice comeback, Emperor. Yuuuuuuup. I do Zoidberg quotes all the time. I also quote Community to excess. And Friday:
My eclectic mix... I said "rabbits eat lettuce" - From the original South Park, when Stan says " but that bitch won't let us". I use this one when the wife asks me to repeat myself. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - long exasperated sigh from Napolean Dynamite. Not again with the squeeky shoes - from the movie Kung Pow. I use it when faced with an repeated, annoying situation. Trailer Park Boys has quite a few linguistic gems that I use frequently. My favorites are from Donny/Danny, an unseen character that randomly screams stuff off-camera. What in the fuck!?!?! Fuck off with the (insert annoyance)!!! More recently we've started referring to unpleasant situations as "Big Carl" situations. Big Carl being the 3 gallon wine glass that Courtney Cox hauls out as needed on Cougar Town.