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Party At Your Mom's House (Caption Contest)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Rob4Broncos, Apr 15, 2011.

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  1. Rob4Broncos

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    These were popular back in the day, and produced some funny responses from time to time. With the weekend upon us, I figured something low-brow and simple like this is in order:

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    FOCUS: You know the drill. Come up with a funny caption for the picture above. Winner gets a lifetime supply of hope.
     
    #1 Rob4Broncos, Apr 15, 2011
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    "OK Hotwheelz, I have good news and bad news. The good news is one of the girls at this party has agreed to take your virginity..."

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    Excuses they used to get medical marijuana cards (L-R):

    1. Excessive pain following botched facelift.
    2. Lockjaw
    3. Hormone Imbalance
    4. Rosacea

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    Things TiBbers notice about this picture after looking at it for two minutes:

    1. There's a big fat chick in the middle
     
    #2 DrFrylock, Apr 19, 2011
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    The original set of grandma's from Grandma's Boy
     
    #3 gtg2k, Apr 19, 2011
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    Yeah man I went to this sweet party, all the chicks were super laid back and friggin 10's man!
     
    #4 Kubla Kahn, Apr 19, 2011
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    "Hey Timmy, what'd your mom pack you for lunch today? Brownies AGAIN?!"
     
    #5 MoreCowbell, Apr 19, 2011
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    Sixteen and Pregnant: The 30 Year Reunion
     
    #6 Poopourri, Apr 19, 2011
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    I refuse to make fun of a cancer support group.

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    Weeds: Entertainment or Business Inspiration?
     
    #7 Gravitas, Apr 19, 2011
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    "No Fry, stop trying to get your sister high and fuck her!"
     
    #8 hotwheelz, Apr 19, 2011
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    I was gonna fuck my brother, but then I got high...
     
    #9 hotwheelz, Apr 19, 2011
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    The sad thing is, they're more excited about the great deal they got on the easy to use and store plastic lock bags than the contents.
     
    #10 Disgustipated, Apr 19, 2011
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    I am so ready to rock out to Thelma and Loise.
     
    #11 palmettosc, Apr 19, 2011
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    AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE A SHEGIRL PARTY, 'CAUSE A SHEGIRL PARTY DON'T STOP!
     
    #12 MoreCowbell, Apr 19, 2011
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    It was all fun and games until the munchies kicked in. All of the "don't get too close to Tabitha's face while she's eating or you might lose a finger" jokes suddenly lost all humour after Jenny had to be rushed to the hospital.
     
    #13 Rumble, Apr 19, 2011
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    What's the difference between a Tupperware Party and a Ziploc Party?
     
    #14 lust4life, Apr 19, 2011
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    White people and Hispanics?
     
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    The brownies will be done shortly.
     
    #16 framerpro, Apr 19, 2011
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    Yeah dude. We all get high and then hit the cougar clubs. Connections, we got 'em.

    Isn't it funny that the older they get the more the rolls reverse and we become the parents. GROUNDED!
     
    #17 shegirl, Apr 19, 2011
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    I'd fuck the blonde second from the left.
     
    #18 PewPewPow, Apr 19, 2011
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    Fixed that for you.
     
    #19 Crazy Wolf, Apr 19, 2011
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    Best Mother's Day ever.
     
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