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Oh Say Can You Seeeee! Weeklong 4th of July Drunk Thread '12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jun 28, 2012.

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  1. Blue Dog

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    The 4th falls on a Wednesday next week, which pretty much throws any possibility of productivity out the window. So hey, why not get drunk and talk about how Awesome it is to be a 'Merican and shoot fireworks at stuff a little early?

    And yes, lots of big time 'Merican stuff happened today. But this is NOT the place to discuss it.

    When in doubt just remember, no matter if you're happy or sad, on the left or the right, whatever else, you can't deny that it bees good to be an American.

    PASS THE SAMUEL ADAMS!
     
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    Both of our countries get to blow shit up this weekend.

    While drinking and getting high. God bless our fine lands.
     
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    I cannot get enough of this show, for real. God, I love science.
     
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    I am so ready for the 5 day weekend that is coming up. Sometimes I really love my employers.
     
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    Eating stuffed crabs while drinking scotch and watching the Twilight Zone while my daughter sleeps...THAT'S RIGHT BITCHES!!!! PARTY'S OVER HERE!!!!!
     
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    I got into it with the passive aggressive coworker who I have bitched about on here before because I countered her with just plain old aggressive aggressive. So yeah, I am ready for the weekend. Work half a day tomorrow than head up to Chicago for a few days of eating, drinking, wandering, whateverinthehelliwanttodoing.
     
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  7. Crown Royal

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    My favourite episodes:

    1) The Eye Of The Beholder (duh)
    2) The Midnight Sun
    3) The Monsters are due on Maple Street
    4) Obsolete Man
    5) Walking Distance

    Number 1 may be the best thing in the history of television.
     
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    Off the top of my head, "Long Live Walter Jameson", "Will the Real Martian Please Stand Up?" and "Invaders" are my favorites. I watched your #1 with someone recently, and she said something to the effect of "Oh I saw that ending coming from a mile away." To which I responded "Maybe, but that's because IT'S SUCH A GODDAMN CLASSIC! IT'S THE ORIGINAL MODERN TWIST! FUCK M. NIGHT SHAMALYAN!!!*


    *Well, I didn't scream it at her. Just wanted to add emphasis.
     
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    Just got back home a little while ago from the dog park. Buddy got into it with another dog and has some punctures on his ears now. I cleaned them and put some antibacterial ointment on it but seriously, he don't give no kinda fuck. He must have a high tolerance for pain, because judging from his scars he's been in about 100 fights.
     
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    I went and got a professional massage today, it was incredibly relaxing and enjoyable and the therapist was able to point out a couple of parts of my body where muscles are imbalanced (e.g. my lower back is highly-developed, but my upper isn't, leading to my pecs pulling my shoulder forwards or something). Anyway, I was face-up for the second-half, and kept my boxer briefs on for the session. Now, I didn't get hard or even remotely excited during all this, but I will say, I have no need to be ashamed of my size down there. At the end of the session, she leaves the room. I stretch, open my eyes, and start to sit up; and there before me, clear and absolutely unmistakable, is the outline of my flaccid dick.

    So yeah, some poor woman who regularly comes into my workplace now knows exactly how big my cock is.
     
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    Date with a tall blonde lady tonight. It went well.

    On the range for the 9mm tomorrow. Haven't shot pistol in a few years. It's gonna be great.
     
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    Night of the Meek, Changing of the Guard, The Masks, The Chaser, A Stop at Willoughby and The Howling Man would be some additional favorites I would add.

    Especially Night of the Meek and Changing of the Guard. Those two plus Walking Distance are pretty much guaranteed to evoke manly tears from me. Just so damn good.
     
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    FIYA WATAH!!!
     
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    No Nightmare at 20,000 Feet or Time Enough At Last??

    Props on #1 though. Id totally fuck a pig lady.

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    Per chance I couldn't sleep and have been watching The Twilight Zone on netflix. I'd suggest catching it on that if you can as they have a stunning high def transfer, sans the eps filmed on tape. The only downside is that they don't have the fourth season which was switched to an hour long format and netflix for some reason doesn't have them. Some very solid episodes in that season, He's Alive starring Dennis Hopper as a young neo-nazi for one.

    It's hard to really rank a favorite for me. The Shelter, which has Grandpa Joe of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory fame, is up there. It has the same basic premise as The Monsters are Due on Maple Street but without the communist overtones and sci/fi twist, a straight morality tale that is executed brilliantly. Some of the all time classics, It's a Good Life, Eye of the Beholder, Nightmare at 20,000 Feet, The Midnight Sun, To Serve Man etc. I've always liked "The Passerby" about a lonely Civil War widow and a wounded soldier who rest at her place as a train of soldiers march by her house.

    I even thought the 80's revival was good. A Kind of Stopwatch was remade and I think executed better than the original. The Shelter even has a sort of remake, with Joe Mantegna as a crazed survivalist that builds a bomb shelter in his basement. The 2000's revival was eehhhhhhh, I thought the 90's Outer Limits on showtime was better.

    The show was just pure brilliance. A half hour self contained nightmare. One thing I love most about the series is that it never even tried to follow traditional TV storytelling. I loved how no one was safe, a random plane full of innocent passengers is repeatedly teleported through time and their fates are left up in the air. A little girl falls through a wall into another dimension with no explanation. Good stuff.
     
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    Last weekend of family for me until sometime in early August. Mrs. Noland and the animals clear out Monday morning. Around about Wednesday is when I will give up on shaving, eating anything green, laundry, and basic personal hygiene.
     
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    You're to be congratulated. I wouldn't wait til Wednesday.

    Hell, I don't wait at all to begin all the behaviors listed above.
     
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    Muskoka, here I come.

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    I can't wait to get the fuck out of the city this weekend.
     
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    Got the lawn mowed last night so that's off my plate for the triple digit weekend. Making pulled pork tomorrow, then smoking a brisket on sunday. But after having Salt Lick last weekend, my best brisket effort is going to be a disappointment. Damn, that's good BBQ.

    On another note, my 14 year old wants to see that Tatum Channing stripper movie. Could be worse. My 14 year old could be a boy. I told her she has to sit through 5 viewings of "Song of Bernadette" first.

    And I need to start prepping for the national counselor's exam. The longer I wait, the less I want to do it. The study guide is a mere 641 pages. How long could it take?
     
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