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Monday Caption Contest: Passion Fruit

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by katokoch, Mar 7, 2011.

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    I...

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    Er....
     
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    Remember: no teeth.
     
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    Shegirl smiles as she harvests the fruit of Skyello's seeds.
     
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    Atahualpa, MEXICO: A local woman is overjoyed at her find for the "fruit that, when inverted, looks just like a bust of you" contest.
     
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    You can tell that this Passion Fruit is grown in the Americas because its circumcised.

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    Just like the banana the Passion Fruit can be harvested early, but its not ripe and edible until it turns purple, throbbing and all veiny.

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    This migrant worker is confused. She was hired to pick up that pile of bricks and stack them but reverted back to her native work ethic and just started picking fruit instead. Some things are just ingrained in the culture.

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    "Fuck the Chinese and their square watermelons, here in Uruguay we genetically produce Weeble Wobble Passionfruit Dildoes."

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    Passionfruit. Putting the Passion back into your loveless relationship.

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    Passionfruit. Putting the Passion back into your relationship when it turns out that he's a Fruit.

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    Passionfruit. The perfect substitute when the store is out of Cucumbers. And Cock.
     
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    "What do they taste like? Oh, we don't eat them...."
     
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    "Fruit of the Looms introduces the newest character for their men's underwear commercial."
     
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    I don't know if this fruit is ripe. The nectar is a little salty.
     
    #10 McSmallstuff, Mar 8, 2011
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    SheGirl learns from an older, wiser relative how to properly check for dingleberries.
     
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    Focus: Are they suppose to be green and sticky?
     
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    It still wouldn't touch the wall on a Kardashian sister.
     
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    Plain chicks. Huge dicks.

    Duke University.
     
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    Maria's chode fruit harvesting operation yields mediocre results.
     
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    Production on Cast Away 2 is underway with it's leading actress Hispanic Betty White, and her co-stars The Dicky Twins.
     
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