Something you’ll never hear an athlete say: “I want to stay in Cleveland”. But he said it. He stayed in that Slime De La Slime berg. And he was consistently awesome.
If you want some good comedy, head on over to the Braves twitter and fan response to the new mascot, "Blooper." It's just as terrible as it sounds. One comment "It looks like a bleached Philly Phanatic that isn't allowed within 1000 feet of children"
You guys need that monumentally racist-looking California Raisin back that you had for a mascot in the 80’s. Fucking thing was priceless. Mascots suck anyway. The SD Chicken and Toronto Raptor are the only funny ones.