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If you could fuck one celebrity...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Dcc001, Jun 20, 2012.

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  1. BakedBean

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    I'm gonna go Golden Age of Hollywood old school and say Lauren Bacall from just before she wrecked the Bogart home. That woman just oozed sex.

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  2. Popped Cherries

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    I will forever lust after Agent Scully.

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    Interesting choice, but she probably had the loosest pussy of any woman mentioned in this topic by a country mile.

    We're talking about someone that regularly fucked 5-10 different men a day and occasionally had orgies with 20+ men. And since she was ostensibly the ruler of Russia, she didn't have to be particularly good in bed.
     
    #43 KIMaster, Jun 20, 2012
  4. Danger Boy

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    I hope you guys that want to bang women from the past realize that almost all of them had gigantic bushes that went all the way up to their bellybuttons. To each his own, I guess.

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    I'd give Megan Fox a run for her money, as long as she could keep her stupid mouth shut.
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    #44 Danger Boy, Jun 20, 2012
  5. Angel_1756

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    I'm frankly a little surprised that none of the guys has said "pre-Gabriel Mary". I mean, hell... if you're going to fuck, why not take out a religion while you're at it?

    For me, hands down, no questions, without equivocation.
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    #45 Angel_1756, Jun 20, 2012
  6. Rush-O-Matic

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    Time travel: Patsy Kensit, 1989 . . . even her voice gives me a boner.

    Today: Emma Stone . . . I like fun girls.


    For today, I would also choose the colorful stripe shirt girl from the Nissan "get what you want" commercial. Alas, I don't know her name, and apparently, my local Nissan dealer "doesn't have that information, and certainly wouldn't give it out over the phone."
     
    #46 Rush-O-Matic, Jun 20, 2012
  7. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    I swear to christ, I will fucking kill your entire family.
     
    #47 dubyu tee eff, Jun 20, 2012
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    I will second Emma Watson from this era. From recent history, Marilyn Monroe because, I mean, if it was good enough for JFK, it's certainly good enough for me. I would probably throw it to Queen Elizabeth the First from back in the day too just to say that I fucked a queen.
     
    #48 amjoyce, Jun 20, 2012
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    I have to say Norman Reedus. The things I would do to that man ... I agree with PinkCup one time isn't nearly enough. I'd be keeping him in my bed all day.

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    Dear lord ... I think I need some alone time now...
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    #49 LadyLecter, Jun 20, 2012
  10. Aetius

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    Really tough call between Monica Bellucci circa her late 20's early 30's:

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    or Elizabeth Hurley at the same age:

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    #50 Aetius, Jun 20, 2012
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    I was going with Miley Cyrus, but she's past her prime.

    I'm going with Katy Perry for two reasons. Get it?

    She has big tits.
     
    #51 scotchcrotch, Jun 20, 2012
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    Hugh Jackman. Holy moly!
     

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    I was going to post at work today, but decided to give this some thought. I went back as far as i could remember, and came up with a few that would make my top 5, but the one that I always came back to as top of the list is Kate Beckinsale. I would do things to her she wouldn't be able to describe to her friends the morning after.
     
    #53 Eastcoaster, Jun 20, 2012
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    Like a train I would then throw her from. *baddump-tssh*

    It's getting too goddamn sultry in here.
     
    #54 CharlesJohnson, Jun 20, 2012
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    Back in tha day, it would no doubt be Ann Wilson, lead singer of Heart. Despite the fact she has the most powerful rock voice ever, back then she was drop-dead gorgeous:


    Nowadays, it would probably be ol' Jessica Hamby:

    THAT...is a look to end ALL LOOKS, partner.
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  16. Dcc001

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    Are you guys picking who you think is the prettiest/hottest person, or who would be the best in bed?
     
    #56 Dcc001, Jun 20, 2012
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    Both. I haven't been able to accurately predict the latter in real life, but if it turned out that Tom Hardy was mediocre at sex...he's hot enough to help me overlook it for a while.
     
    #57 Pinkcup, Jun 20, 2012
  18. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    I legitimately do not care about how good or bad Christina Hendricks is in bed.
     
    #58 dubyu tee eff, Jun 20, 2012
  19. Aetius

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    If Monica Bellucci is bad in bed, my life is a lie.
     
    #59 Aetius, Jun 20, 2012
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    Natalie Portman.

    I don't even care if it's the bald version from V for Vendetta. I'd also take the Star Wars or Black Swan versions.
     
    #60 guernica, Jun 20, 2012
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