...who would it be? None of this top-five nonsense. Living or dead.* Not necessarily someone from pop culture, but the person must fit the 'celebrity' description. So Einstein counts, but Kaiser Wilhelm III doesn't. *'Dead' meaning you could go back and fuck them in their prime. Not that you would have sex with a corpse. Perverts.
I'd fuck Helen Keller just so I can see that blank, glazed over look in her eyes while I plowed her stupid.
Christina Hendricks - A smoking hot redhead with big natural tits that isn't shy about sending nude texts while I'm away? Perfect.
Zooey Deschanel just before she got famous so I could film it and ruin every hopeless obsessant's day with the fact she isn't some magic creature in the sack... unless she is in which case I still doubt I'd complain about it.
I'm on board with your decision, just so I can watch you fight dubyu tee eff to the death over her. Focus: Before I answer, is this a one-time-only fuck or fuck buddy situation if that's what I want? Also, am I going to be held accountable for any of the consequences of this fuck/fucking?
From the current era, it would be Christina Hendricks. But all-time? Pam Grier during the early 1970s. I have a physical preference for black girls in general, and she has the most exquisitely amazing, perfect body I have ever seen. Her face is also gorgeous. Plus, she got naked and had multiple sex scenes in every movie, and it was the 70s. Thus, I doubt she was frigid or uptight.
Would choosing James Deen be cheating somehow? If so, Ryan Gosling. I know, I know. This contribution was super controversial, surprising, and interesting.
Janeane Garofalo in the late '90s, before she turned into a feminist/liberal douche. See "Mystery Men" or "The Matchmaker" if you want to see her in her prime. I actually hatched a plan when I was 16 to meet her and lose my virginity to her. Needless to say, that didn't work out.
Ooh, I have a time machine for this? Honestly, I think I'd still fuck Kate Upton in the here and now.
Prepare for the slam dunk mindless/vapid sex superfecta. Lindsey Lohan, James Deen, Bret Easton Ellis. The Canyons. I'd fuck the shit out of Lindsey Lohan in her healthy non crackish state.
Damn. Can't find a great pic (read: one that shows off her ass), but I'll go with Street Fighter-era Kylie Minogue (about 5 years or so before she became famous in the US as a singer). I was 10 when the movie came out and she inspired a love for petite blondes with great asses that lasts to this day. Honorable mention goes to early JLo and Mean Girls-era Lindsay Lohan (Kubla beat me to it).
That's just complete bullshit. Not that I'd pick that guy, I'd personally go for Otto von Bismarck or Andrew Jackson anyway. Focus: I would totally bang that girl who played Plenty O'Toole in GoldFinger.