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Heeeere kitty kitty kitty. WDT 10/01/10 ALWAYS A NSFW THREAD

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Oct 1, 2010.

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  1. abneretta

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    I see your Liquor and Whores and raise you a Titties and Beer. Make sure to watch all of it to see Weiners and Wine too.
     
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  2. whatisinaname

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    Hoping to be even a fraction of the man Jim is.

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    Just booked my parents coming to Atlanta on the 15th. Bad ass dinner on Fri night with them and friends; we are going to Ft. Benning to see the memorial to the 173rd on Sat, and Sun we'll watch football all day.

    Why is this in the WDT you ask? Because, I also scheduled a business dinner in Orlando for the 21st, invited my parents to come to that as well, and booked a cruise starting the 22nd out of Port Canaveral. When I start the afternoon with Margaritas, plans come together without regard to my tolerance towards others, but it makes AmEx very happy.

    Deep breaths, whatisinaname, deep ones...
     
    #82 whatisinaname, Oct 2, 2010
  3. abneretta

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    I just popped the top on my last beer. I was unprepared to drink tonight, looks like I'm moving on to wine tonight.

    I was going to bitch about the board being dead but then I looked at teh clock. It seems much later than it is, I should have gon eout tonight.

    Oh, I almost forgot:
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    #83 abneretta, Oct 2, 2010
  4. TX.

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    Just got home from a watch party. Opened a bottle of wine.

    I am loving watching Florida eat it. I hate them....mostly bc an ex boyfriend went to grad school there. Fuck that.

    I can't talk anyone into going to my interirw w me. It's in west texas and I don't want to go alone 1. I hate flying. Especially taking puddle jumpers. 2. It's a 6 hr drive of NADA. I will surely fall asleep, crash, and be eaten by antelope if I do that drive.

    Also, the thought of moving to west Texas kind of makes me want to kill myself.

    I suck. My boss asked me if I would go into the clinic Sunday to babysit a runner. Im getting paid just to open a door and hang for 3 hours so I said yes. I suck bc I told him I could do it at 8....thinking I'd just open the door and sleep in a private room w a mat. Boooooo
     
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  5. Samr

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    Recently married, so here's apparently my new theme song, The Man Song:

     
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  6. BL1Y

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    Are you teaching, or studying? I was an instructor for Kaplan for a year. Stadium seating + skirts = happiness.
     
    #86 BL1Y, Oct 2, 2010
  7. BL1Y

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    My dad opened my 2009 Alabama Championship limited edition bottle of Maker's Mark. I don't fucking buy a bottle of whiskey and not drink it for half a year for no reason. Jesus fucking Christ. When I told him it was a special bottle he said "oh that, don't worry about." When I explained how hard it would be to replace he fucking fell asleep.

    If any law students with free access to Lexis are on here, please do a quick search of "patricide w/10 justif!" Thanks.
     
    #87 BL1Y, Oct 2, 2010
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    I listened to a qualified diabetes educator say "diabeetus" 36 times in a 90 minute period. That pretty much sums up my day.

    Also, free shit. Lots of free shit.
     
    #88 ghettoastronaut, Oct 2, 2010
  9. Primer

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    AWWW SHIT YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! IT'S PARTY TIME MOTHER FUCKERS!!! I'M GONNA WIN THIS THREAD WITH MY SUPER POWERS OF EIGHT BONERS!

    Time to go kick some ass.
     
    #89 Primer, Oct 2, 2010
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    I only have 5 boners, I feel insignificant. Thanks TIB!
     
    #90 mya, Oct 2, 2010
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    The bar that I was at sucked, so I came home and made pancakes.


    I feel like I made the right decision. Pancakes are always the right decision.
     
    #91 MoreCowbell, Oct 3, 2010
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    So I put my hands up singing theirna song never gonnA be awake. It's. A partying the usa. Party in the usa!!!
     
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    Do you need someone to call you an ambulance?
     
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    Yeah yeah, ee-yeah-ee-yeah! It's a party in the USA!
     
    #94 BL1Y, Oct 3, 2010
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    Confession: while I typed out that previous post, I was listening to Taylor Swift. And I've only had three glasses of wine and a beer tonight. But those three glasses were free, so it doesn't count.
     
    #95 ghettoastronaut, Oct 3, 2010
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    OH MY GOD

    This set of drums is the greatest thing to ever happen to me and this apartment

    All my neighbors probably hate me right now but I DON'T CARE THAT WAS SO MUCH FUNSD:JFS:LDKJFS:LJDFS You should see my finger. Guitar strings DESTROYED IT
     
    #96 ssycko, Oct 3, 2010
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    FINALLY off work. Make that a 17 hour fucking day of non stop drunkeness for everyone but me. But no worries tomorrow is NFL time and I get to be a drunk idiot. Oh what an idiot I will be.
     
    #97 Bourbondownthehouse, Oct 3, 2010
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    Get less vaginas.

    I fucking love tonight. Went to party. Talked abouit sex a lot, which was awesome, discoverd that I love riding crops (on mylse f and others) and had a good night.

    next step. buy riding crop. aw yeah.

    almost hooked up with milf with kid who is married. was noted of marriage status and denyied hooking., webnt and ate pizza instead.

    win,. not murdered.

    and i ate ghood zaaaaaaaa

    i want a riding crop now. tomorrow, i buy.
     
    #98 Primer, Oct 3, 2010
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    Tonight is awessssssome.

    Sometimes it works out ojay when your dude freinsds are into you, but dont' esnnna cheat on their girlsugiends so theuy arrange for you to bang their even hotttter fiendsl. Awwwwwww yeah,
     
    #99 jennitalia, Oct 3, 2010
  20. Volo

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    All y'all can eat a bag of dicks. I worked 14 hours on Friday and 13 tonight.

    Leave it to me to pick a career that doesn't allow for weekends off, even when you're the fucking boss.
     
    #100 Volo, Oct 3, 2010
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