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Elephants and Jackasses...

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by Nettdata, Oct 14, 2016.

  1. Kampf Trinker

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    Actually, you can report that. You're right that the police won't care, but you can report it.
     
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    It's estimated that he banged about 30,000 women in his time as dictator.
     
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    In that context “banged” can also mean killed correct?
     
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    Agreed. Trudeau looks exactly like Post Malone.
     
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    How fucking moronic.

    This fucktard is acting like a 5 year old explaining shit he just "learned" like he's some subject matter expert.

    But sure, vote him back in! What could possibly go wrong?
     
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    Have you watched his press conferences lately? He's spiraling. They're all just like that clip. I've given up hope on them being even remotely informative so now my wife and I tune in for purely entertainment purposes. It's must-see tv. He makes me physically angry and at the same time I can't help but crack up. We've turned the Q&A into an exercise game -- do pushups, jumping jacks whatever each time he lectures a reporter and for the duration of it. You end up completely spent and praying for a commercial break.
     
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    I think he was attempting to describe bacteria and viruses evolving resitances to various antibiotics, but that's at best a rough translation. I'm only semi-fluent in Trumpian.
     
  12. Nettdata

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    Cuomo's press briefings are pretty well done. It's a direct threat to Trump and the appearance that him and his people have no clue what's going on. Trump's "briefings" are plainly attempts at campaigning, and just talking about all the good he's done... against the evil enemy. First China, and now COVID. "It's invisible, it's getting smarter..."

    Any attempts to ask him anything of value gets shot down in personal attacks... "why would you ask about that? why so negative? you should be ashamed... fake news!"

    I can't believe anyone still watches that shit.
     
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    The constant political fights, of which he starts 85%, is the only part of the job he likes. It's like how he loves burnt steak with ketchup, if you gave him human food he wouldn't want to eat it.
     
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    I won’t hijack this thread any further than this, but the history of Canada’s residential schools are a genuinely interesting and horrifying subject that’s well worth looking into, and you can draw many parallels between blacks in America and us natives in Canada.

    And since many of us are burdened with an abundance of time, a history lesson might be a good time sink.
     
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    Yes but did he ever wear a tan suit?
     
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    No, but I bet his shoes match his belt.
     
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    Two scoops of ice cream.
     
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    I'm legit curious how the fuck his skin even turned that color. The hair - ok, it's weird, but you can dye that. There is nothing that makes your skin that color. It kind of looks like he spent 20 hours straight in a tanning booth, but even that's not quite right.
     
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    I’m pretty sure that’s a tanning lotion or spray tan. I think his natural shade must be horrific for this to be the optimal choice.
     
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    It looks like George Hamilton with Jaundice. Usually anything with flesh that putrid of a colour is attacking the crew of the Enterprise, but it is NOT associated with human beings.