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DRUNK THREAD, DRUNK THREAD, DRUNK THREAD OOOOOHHH! 7/15/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jul 15, 2011.

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  1. Juice

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    Moderately Gender Fluid

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  2. Angel_1756

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    I call her... Breakfast.
     
    #82 Angel_1756, Jul 15, 2011
  3. hotwheelz

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    Bacon Pussy!

    BUSSY!
     
    #83 hotwheelz, Jul 15, 2011
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    I am afraid that I am falling into an impulsive purchase because there's a loner degu on sale at the pet store for 10 bucks. Which is awesome, except then I have to buy a bunch of other shit for it. Decisions, decisions...
     
    #84 bewildered, Jul 15, 2011
  5. Nom Chompsky

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    Joey Bats!

     
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  6. hotwheelz

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    You're welcome

    <a class="postlink" href="http://shiroioji.livejournal.com/114944.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://shiroioji.livejournal.com/114944.html</a>
     
    #86 hotwheelz, Jul 15, 2011
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    Leaving work at 8:00. Like a boss.

    Preceptor made the suggestion that I switch to someone else. Thank fuck. I've been feeling like the red-headed stepchild of the family.
     
    #87 ghettoastronaut, Jul 15, 2011
  8. $100T2

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    Fucking jerkoffs on my road are going by at like 60 mph. It's a 25 mph road, but because it's newly re-paved, they think it's the Indy 500. Was out walking Tonka and yelled at some asshole to slow down, he yelled "Fuck you!" back at me. Bitch wouldn't stop and get out of his car though... Probably because he saw the size of Tonka's head.

    Funny though: Small town. White Jeep Wrangler with a NY Yankees tire cover. I'll be keeping my eye out for him.
     
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  9. $100T2

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    Just happened to flip by Jerry Maguire on TV tonight, in time for the best 1:29 of the whole fucking movie:

     
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  10. hooker

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    I think all the TiB darlings should post their crumb catchers. Now. Right now. Like, yesterday.

    Guys, I played baseball drunk and I didn't even strike out. I am awesome. And drunk.
     
    #90 hooker, Jul 15, 2011
  11. scotchcrotch

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    Shit.
     

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  12. MoreCowbell

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    Real people work weeks are no joke. 50-60 hours in the office is fucking tiring. I don't know how bankers do the 90-110 business.
     
    #92 MoreCowbell, Jul 15, 2011
  13. Frank

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    I'm going to have to go vegetarian for a little while, I've had beef and/or pork every day for the past two weeks.

    Wait until you see how your paycheck looks after taxes.
     
    #93 Frank, Jul 15, 2011
  14. InspektorGadget

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    So I'm going to my best friend from middle school's wedding tommorow..Alone. I haven't talked to him much since middle school as he moved away entering ninth grade, but I feel like it's principle that I should go (We're twenty now) It's actually my first time going to a wedding and I have no idea what to do.

    They're a real religious family so I imagine it's not going to be some awesome shit show between family members like some turn out to be.

    Are there some must knows that I should know about?
    should I bail since I'm going alone?

    I might just dress nice and casual and head out after the ceremony, is a wedding gift a must?
    Ugh....
     
    #94 InspektorGadget, Jul 15, 2011
  15. Nom Chompsky

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    I'll give you a hint: it's white, flaky, and currently crusted into a thick layer on Ballsack's sinuses.*

    I can't be the only one who had to google "crumb catcher", can I?

    But yeah, I agree.






    *Bankers get their energy from dried semen.
     
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    Trust me, I know. Federal, NY state, NY city...ugh. Where the fuck did a third of my money go?

    I'm watching NY news...and they're talking about crazy kid-chopper0upper, of course. And they had a woman on the street interview...

    "I've come all the way from Yonkers [the murder was in BK]. I just had to view this, had to view the house of this monster."

    Not only did you take an entire day to trek across NYC for no discernible purpose but to look at a house...but HAD TO? Had absolutely no other choice?

    People need more shit to do.
     
    #96 MoreCowbell, Jul 15, 2011
  17. Nom Chompsky

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    "Hey, it looks like a house. Back to the Metro-North, kids!"
     
    #97 Nom Chompsky, Jul 15, 2011
  18. fleafly

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    Just got done doing plyometrics, now i'm gonna shower and try and find something to eat without starting the oven.
     
    #98 fleafly, Jul 15, 2011
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    Ahhh, it's so nice to see the kids gets disillusioned and start to let go of their dreams, isn't it?
     
    #99 mya, Jul 15, 2011
  20. hooker

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    It turns out Indian food, when drinking, is kind of a bad idea.

    I feel like I have dirty wizards dancing in my tummy.
     
    #100 hooker, Jul 15, 2011
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