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9/5/14 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Sep 5, 2014.

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  1. shimmered

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    Yes Please. All of it. Right now. In my belly.
     
  2. Bundy Bear

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    Never heard it pronounced that way in Aus.

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    I picked up a Mahogany and Teak candle from B&BW.
    I want to wear a smoking jacket, read old books, and drink scotch.
     
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    Silly me... I just have cigars, old books, and scotch.
     
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    The candle is fairly amazing. Nowhere near heavy when lit as it smells like it should be.


    And silly me for not drinking before/during/after work.
     
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    Question for the ladies. Which is only about 8 of us but really only about 4 regular posters. This is a rather deep philosophical question, so if you need time to gather your thoughts, I understand.

    Are they still called yoga shorts if they aren't cotton but that shiny material? I've been thinking about that for a while. I'll think "oh, where's my yoga shorts? Wait, ARE they yoga shorts? But what else should I call them? They aren't regular shorts, or running shorts. Huh."

    Guys, it's so hard for us sometimes.

    This is what I think about killing time until I have to pick up my daughter.

    Seriously though. I want to know.

    And I've been watching The League. Funny funny show.
     
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    I'm bored. Drinking. Alone. Done watching girlie movies and shitty football games. Entertain me, damnit!

    I want to drink more, but I promised to volunteer at 9 am tomorrow. I think I need to cut myself off now baaaaah.

    'ball - I dunno. The same thing keeps me up at night, to be honest. I usually end up categorizing my shorts into three groups: 1. Daisys 2. Yoga 3. Running. Daisys are cotton or denim. Yoga are lycra or "luon" (lululemon bullshit). Running is Non-Tight Shorts.

    If it were up to me I'd live my life in yoga shorts alternating between flip flops, tennis shoes, and Uggs due to the weather. Judge away, but it's when I feel the cutest. The only thing I love more than tights is short tights. Back in the day I made a bunch from $12 Target tights.
     
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    The new season of Trailer Park Boys is growing on me.

    "He's a weapons grade dickhead!"
     
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    White Chickest. Thing. Ever.
     
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    Boy, you people really delivered.

    TX I just took off my shirt and ran around screaming. Also, juggled some tennis balls. That's all I got.

    CB is about to post some titty pics, though. Because if I learned anything from being an 8 year old, it's that "maybe" means "yes."
     
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    The super tight ones? Either yoga pants or biking shorts depending on the style. I have a pair. They are pretty amazing and I'm not even ashamed that I bought them at Salvation Army.
     
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    Ugh, fucking biking shorts. For some reason, that extra 4-6 inches of fabric length that differentiate biking shorts from yoga shorts sap them of all aesthetic appeal. Yea yea, you don't dress for guys, whatever. Just saying, you take a girl with a great ass in yoga shorts, and angels sing. You switch that to biking shorts, and suddenly she looks like a frumpy housewife who should probably wearing an XL Disney Friends t-shirt along with it, and angels weep.
     
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    You're right, it probably is a length thing. Mine go over the knees and are more yoga-y in style. The ones that go mid thigh are biking. You're so smart about women's styles!
     
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    The Reddit style AMA on youtube is good stuff.

     
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    Mine are much shorter than that. 2" inseam? Maybe 4"?

    She said entertain not scar her.

    Ooohhhh burn bitches! Or ROM. Whatevs.

    Hey I was going to edit your post to say you juggled balls. I went easy on you. I'm feeling friendly this evening.
     
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    Is feeling friendly this evening code for secretly wanting to post boobie, booty pictures? As a male that is how I read that sentence.
     
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    2" inseam yoga shorts are gods gift to voyeurs. Just remember to really lean over when you pick things up.
     
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    Um, why do you think I wear them? And started squatting?

    Step 1: buy shorts
    Step 2: learn how to squat and deadlift.

    The fact I feel like an idiot doing it is beside the point. At least until I figure out what the hell I'm doing. I learned yesterday that spotting a guy when he benches puts my crotch awful close to his face. I need longer legs.

    Edit: OMG!!! I'm going to ask guys to spot me! It shall be glorious! I can't believe I just realized this!

    Do they have to be mine? Cause I'm sure I can find something out there.
     
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    The age old question, what came first - tea bagging, or spotting someone while they bench.
     
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