Pulled from the R&R thread: WTF? What is the most outlandish "theory" you've heard? I heard that Binary is actually a front, he's really Skyello.
I think it's fair to say that I, and only I, can use it when necessary. Now on to more important matters at hand: IT'S NATIONAL DONUT DAY!!!
I don't think the "lose weight and your dick looks longer" think is actually a theory so much as it is common sense: lose weight, and less of your gut/man pouch covers your dick so it appears longer. However, the reverse of that has disturbing implications: does it also mean that one could, in theory, gain so much weight that your dick disappears inside of you? Like a belly button hole or something? So, in theory, you could hold your gut and fuck yourself?
According to my friends that are nurses this definitely happens. They need to insert a catheter in some lardo and they gotta go digging around to find their dick.
Can you see the problem with this picture? See that first tiny island above the orange in the Sea of Cortez, that is where I am supposed to be fishing Monday.
Speaking of Blanca anyone catch the Columbian remake of Breaking Bad on Netflix? Metastasis. It's almost hilarious to see a near scene for scene remake done with 2nd rate Latin actors/producers. Walter Blanco, Saul Beuno, Jose Roses. It's great. The production quality is also a shitshow. Good stuff.
I went to a Dunkin today and they still made me pay one whole dollar for my donut. It was an outrage.
They are supposed to scan a bar code which gives you the coupon for the freebie. Source: Also went to Dunkin today.
Just another reason why Krispy Kreme is superior to Dunkin. Free doughnut of your choice at KK. Win. (Although, I checked their website, and it says "No purchase necessary. Excludes Connecticut." Ha, suck it, Connecticut.)
Well, a couple years ago I posted before/after shots of my body when I got back in shape, maybe I should try something new this time and prove some science...
I went to Krispy Kreme yesterday in order to get donuts to eat today and not have to deal with the crowds. I walked in and there was a large family taking their goddamn sweet time trying to figure out which donuts they wanted, two of the kids jumping and screaming their heads off. Then after they were rung up, they asked for four large waters and the worker was clearly in I-don't-give-a-shit-my-shift-is-almost-over mode and slow as fuck (SAF). They finally went over to a table and I started to place my order when a woman from the family came over and said she never got her apple fritter. I thought maybe they just didn't put it in the box, but no - it had never even been paid for. WTF?? That lady stood there with her thumb up her ass the whole time the endless cups of water were being served, how did she not know that her fucking fritter was missing? So the SAF worker rang up her fritter, and I'm just over here like OH YEAH THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN THOSE CROWDS! Oh, and they weren't cranking out any fresh ones at the time, so no hot glazed for me!
The guy who took the spot discovered yesterday that his passport had expired, so he is not going now and is discounting the price even more. So if you can be in San Felipe Mexico tomorrow by about 3 pm I have a deal for you.