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2014 Thanksgiving Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Juice, Nov 21, 2014.

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  1. Nettdata

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    Regardless, I'm betting this is an epiphanic moment for him, more so than most other new parents, and he'll rise to the occasion.

    I'm happy for him.
     
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    Well, he's had approximately 27 million of those, so maybe this one will take. In all seriousness though I bet his does just fine as a parent. He's really well off so his kid will have every opportunity, and while he seems somewhat insane at times there's far worse people out there breeding.

    And holy shit does his kid look exactly like him. To the point where it's almost eerie.
     
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    I got in my first ever fight with my mom where I was yelling. In my car, on my phone (hands free, relax. Only somewhat dangerous). How I didn't crash, I have no idea. I think I shocked the shit out of her as I hardly ever yell. It's been that kind of week. Wait, it's only Monday right? Shit.

    And Will Smith has always seemed down to earth, right? Yes? Well, his kids are weird. And now there is a TweetLikeJadenSmith.* Kind of funny. And existential. Or something.

    *Color added for Nett's benefit. He's old and his eyesight is going.
     
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    Okay, nastiness warning...

    So this Italian nurse is accused of exterminating 38 patients because "they were annoying". To add, she took selfies with them after their deaths.

    Accept they aren't selfies, somebody else took the fucking pictures:

     

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    Want to know how to piss a white woman off? Interrupt dancing with the stars with a Fergeson grand jury update.
     
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    hoo, anyone think The Bunny's somewhere about to lose her shit(again)?

    I'm curious how he's gonna deal with his earlier life? Suffice it to say, we all have skeletons that we don't want our kids finding out about, except his are online and in print.
     
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    Shit is about to get very real in Missouri.
     
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    Or high. I vote for high after reading your link.

    For some reason I think he just won't care. Just an impression I get.

    Something going on in Ferguson?
     
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    I get high all the time, never have talked about such bullshit. More likely they think they are Scientology wizards.
     
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    I am sure they have been told that they are. Imagine how skewed your life view would be growing up like they have, I am not shocked at all.
     
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    It's because nobody is around them to say, "shut the fuck up you fucking idiot".
     
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    They are the very definition of the phrase "born on third and think they hit a triple."
     
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    Why the fuck did they wait to release the decision until it was dark out? Do that shit at noon and give the city a chance not to burn.
     
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    It makes me wonder "Is their dad this big of an asshole?" Jesus Christ he is the worst actor there is. SHE released the worst song of the decade. Together it's like Retard Voltron. Maybe Smith will cast BOTH of them in his next bomb to knock himself off the A-list for good.
     
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    Hater.
     
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    I think that is why they waited until night time. Temps in the area are supposed to be in the 20's...I'm half surprised they didn't wait to announce the verdict on a night with freezing rain forecasted.
     
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