Adult Content Warning

This community may contain adult content that is not suitable for minors. By closing this dialog box or continuing to navigate this site, you certify that you are 18 years of age and consent to view adult content.

11/22 Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Nov 22, 2013.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
Page 44 of 46
  1. Danger Boy

    Danger Boy
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    133
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2009
    Messages:
    1,928
    Location:
    In a flyover state hoping your plane crashes
    I was going to stay out of the "What's your excuse" discussion, but fuck it, here are my thoughts:

    I'd fuck her.
     
    #861 Danger Boy, Dec 4, 2013
  2. Juice

    Juice
    Expand Collapse
    Moderately Gender Fluid

    Reputation:
    1,391
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    13,435
    Location:
    Boston
    [​IMG]
     
    #862 Juice, Dec 4, 2013
  3. scotchcrotch

    scotchcrotch
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    80
    Joined:
    Nov 21, 2009
    Messages:
    2,446
    Location:
    ATL
    There's something emasculating about a funny female.


    Not that there's anything inherently wrong with it, but dating a female comic has to be exhausting.
     
    #863 scotchcrotch, Dec 4, 2013
  4. xrayvision

    xrayvision
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    510
    Joined:
    Oct 22, 2009
    Messages:
    6,325
    Location:
    Hyewston

    Plus, theres only like 2 who are actually funny.
     
    #864 xrayvision, Dec 4, 2013
  5. Pinkcup

    Pinkcup
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    20
    Joined:
    Oct 22, 2009
    Messages:
    798
    Location:
    Steel City
    Please elaborate on how funny women make you feel like less of a man. I would very much like to understand your viewpoint here.
     
    #865 Pinkcup, Dec 4, 2013
  6. Juice

    Juice
    Expand Collapse
    Moderately Gender Fluid

    Reputation:
    1,391
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    13,435
    Location:
    Boston
    [​IMG]

    Haha oh holy shit here we go.
     
    #866 Juice, Dec 4, 2013
  7. dieformetal

    dieformetal
    Expand Collapse
    Hurricanes Are My Bitch

    Reputation:
    133
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2009
    Messages:
    1,276
    ^^^^^Gee, this won't go into ad hominem attacks at all. No sir....
     
    #867 dieformetal, Dec 4, 2013
  8. xrayvision

    xrayvision
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    510
    Joined:
    Oct 22, 2009
    Messages:
    6,325
    Location:
    Hyewston
    [​IMG]
     
    #868 xrayvision, Dec 4, 2013
  9. Nom Chompsky

    Nom Chompsky
    Expand Collapse
    Honorary TiBette

    Reputation:
    68
    Joined:
    Dec 23, 2010
    Messages:
    4,706
    Location:
    we out
    [​IMG]
     
    #869 Nom Chompsky, Dec 4, 2013
  10. LessTalk MoreStab

    LessTalk MoreStab
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    1
    Joined:
    Oct 29, 2009
    Messages:
    750
    I would like to find out where he came upon this mythical beast in the first place.
     
    #870 LessTalk MoreStab, Dec 4, 2013
  11. scotchcrotch

    scotchcrotch
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    80
    Joined:
    Nov 21, 2009
    Messages:
    2,446
    Location:
    ATL
    First and foremost, let's agree that humor is a male dominated trait. Historically and commercially, it isn't even close.

    Now imagine your hetero partner displaying traits strongly associated with the opposite sex. For a female perspective- imagine the guy you're seeing is more emotional or smaller than you.

    Kind of a turnoff?


    I'm not saying it's morally right, only that it's true
     
    #871 scotchcrotch, Dec 4, 2013
  12. katokoch

    katokoch
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    477
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    4,631
    Location:
    Minneapolis
    Shithawks are comin'...

     
    #872 katokoch, Dec 4, 2013
    Last edited by a moderator: Mar 27, 2015
  13. Nom Chompsky

    Nom Chompsky
    Expand Collapse
    Honorary TiBette

    Reputation:
    68
    Joined:
    Dec 23, 2010
    Messages:
    4,706
    Location:
    we out
    [​IMG]
     
    #873 Nom Chompsky, Dec 4, 2013
  14. Pinkcup

    Pinkcup
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    20
    Joined:
    Oct 22, 2009
    Messages:
    798
    Location:
    Steel City
    You forgot to direct me to the portion of your website where you clarify that you are absolutely NOT trolling and it wasn't your intention to troll, so your response clearly is immune from being trollish.

    Other than that, A+ on everything. Should've included some bikini pics of you with some kids to get the point across.
     
    #874 Pinkcup, Dec 4, 2013
  15. Nom Chompsky

    Nom Chompsky
    Expand Collapse
    Honorary TiBette

    Reputation:
    68
    Joined:
    Dec 23, 2010
    Messages:
    4,706
    Location:
    we out
    Funny women clearly exist. For example, whoever said all of this:


    is pretty hilarious to me.
     
    #875 Nom Chompsky, Dec 4, 2013
  16. LessTalk MoreStab

    LessTalk MoreStab
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    1
    Joined:
    Oct 29, 2009
    Messages:
    750
    Yeah, a real hoot. I hope you didn't choke on your own jizz while laughing it up.
     
    #876 LessTalk MoreStab, Dec 4, 2013
  17. Juice

    Juice
    Expand Collapse
    Moderately Gender Fluid

    Reputation:
    1,391
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    13,435
    Location:
    Boston
    Comedy is subjective because humor is. Everyone put down the guns and let's move on.

    It's December 4, why is this not the Annual Xmas thread?
     
    #877 Juice, Dec 4, 2013
  18. gamecocks

    gamecocks
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    133
    Joined:
    Sep 7, 2012
    Messages:
    1,426
    Eh, If you're upset about that woman's photos thats on you. Read her site and you see it is written to her audience. What should really matter to all of you is the potential injustice of a 12-1 Auburn or a 12-1 Mizzou team being shut out of a title game for two undefeated teams that have a strength of schedule worse than the University of South Florida.
     
    #878 gamecocks, Dec 4, 2013
  19. Nom Chompsky

    Nom Chompsky
    Expand Collapse
    Honorary TiBette

    Reputation:
    68
    Joined:
    Dec 23, 2010
    Messages:
    4,706
    Location:
    we out
    Put a lot of thought into that, didn't you?
     
    #879 Nom Chompsky, Dec 4, 2013
  20. scotchcrotch

    scotchcrotch
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    80
    Joined:
    Nov 21, 2009
    Messages:
    2,446
    Location:
    ATL
    So unfunny comedienne= sexy housewife with kids? I don't think so. I imagine there are many unfunny women that are also ugly.


    See how easy it is to play the sexist card? Stick to the points, don't dilute this with the standard straw man argument.
     
    #880 scotchcrotch, Dec 4, 2013
(You must log in or sign up to post here.)
Page 44 of 46
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.