The SO and I had a discussion which turned into a (fun) disagreement about the upcoming holiday. No it's not Halloween, it's Columbus Day which my office is closed for because my Boss is Italian. The SO seems to think it's a chicken shit holiday I should not paid for. I wildly disagree. FOCUS: Stupid arguments over basically nothing. Also, Happy Thanksgiving Day Canada!
We could argue over the fact that audrey was just about to post naked pictures of her getting all lezzy with her hot doctor until you closed the other WDT, but whatever.
Made the girlfriend watch Blade Runner (1982). I had forgotten large parts of that movie, and like any good sci-fi it's equal parts astounding (the scenery and graphics for 1982), silly (the dude's name is Roy Batty, Pris' hair the entire fucking film, and the prancing in boxer briefs in the end), and thought-provoking. Sean Young, the brunette in the film also played Einhorn in Ace Ventura. That fact damn near ruined the movie for me. Excited for the sequel. Anyone else ever work a full two-week notice? I keep waiting to be told "yeah, ok, you can fuck off now", but it hasn't happened yet.
Most everyone who has given me two weeks notice was "relieved" early after talking about how they would really like the extra week to do whatever before starting their new job. The only one I didn't say "hey it's cool, I know you don't want to be here and really, you're already gone in your mind. Go ahead and take some time off between jobs." was a dude that I was pretty pissed at, and he stayed the full two weeks. It was more uncomfortable for him than me but I was being petty and should have let him take some time off. I don't regret it though, fuck that guy.
Me and friend are going to Niagara for my 40th tomorrow, so that will be fun. Right now I'm making brownies, the kind that take you to Mars.
Corrected, thanks. I think it aged fantastically well. I think the Ghost in the Shell knock off from this year struggled to have the visual impact with a full 35 years of technological advancement and easier source material.
At an old job, I had a director who once skipped work because he assumed the office would be closed on Columbus day. 11 years later, his team still threw him a party every year to remind him that he was a moron. At that same job, they had me working on mission-critical enhancement projects right up until my last day. My last day was spent walking some poor woman (not a programmer) through on how to deploy the new code the next day.
Getting my second son’s name inked on me tomorrow. Super stoked. Arm tats don’t feel all that great but my eldest son’s name is my only visible tattoo and I love it. This one is going on the other side of the arm.
Here's a backhanded humble brag for the ages: apparently I am TOO TIGHT to be able to get a new iud at all easily. My cervix was breached TWENTY GODDAMN TIMES and even though the removal of the old one was a breeze they just couldn't get the new one in. They said the muscles surrounding my poon were too stronk to be able to easily shift things into the right angle. Going to go through the whole rigamarole again in two weeks with another doctor they assured me was an iud magician. You're welcome for the update on my uterus. I'm going to continue writhing around in bed in the pain way not the sexy way for no reason now.
They probably use one of these three-bill speculums. (Speculae?) https://www.wired.com/story/the-speculum-finally-gets-a-modern-redesign/amp
It takes them that long to set up hidden cameras? Thanks to this board I now know that porn is oddly specific. So I'm guessing they're preparing an Asian/Jewish/IUD/Up the pooper video for a specific demographic. If one, or possibly both, of you vomit you may draw in an even larger viewership. I would demand a cut of the royalties.
Lucky for you and my new porn-loving fans I DID vomit! Finally, I’ll be able to afford a new computer.