No, I have not been to one. I have, however, been to a party with a buddy of mine from x-ray school who was a juggalo. He was kind of sad type who I could tell had a lot of anger. He didn't tell me it was going to be a party of juggalos. They were a weird bunch. They all had what seemed to be a lot of internal anger which was expressed through the music. Like in songs like "Night of the Axe" or "Still Stabbin". Take an emo kid who has a lot of pain, but instead of just crying about it, they go the other way and kill everyone with a chainsaw, in their heads. You wanna see some shit though? Look up the lyrics to a band called "Cesspool of Vermin". You won't be disappointed. Don't bother listening to the songs, they are incoherent.
Get out of here with thinking ICP is the worst rap you've ever heard. Meet Mission Man, the double major in math and finance I met in college that quit his grad studies and turned down jobs to pursue his rap dreams. I swear...
So... they just installed new motion-sensing soap dispensers at work. Their action can only be referred to as spurting ropes of white goo on your hands. It's made worse by the fact that they're very sensitive, so they will squirt multiple times while you're washing. I wonder if this is a problem Dixiebandit is dealing with as well?
I just... I don't even know what to say. I've more or less come to the conclusion that Minnesota has the least amount of good-looking women of any place I've ever been. I work right on the University of Minnesota campus - I see very few women I'd characterize as hot. The women in the Twin Cities who are on OKCupid/Match? Average looking at best. Literally every other place I've ever visited has better looking women than Minnesota. Here's the thing about women from Minnesota - if all you care about is thin, blonde hair, and nice faces, then yes, you have lots to choose from. But if you like your women to possess the following feminine characteristics: -Breasts -Hips -Ass Then you'd do best to look elsewhere.
Has he killed anybody yet? He ought to have with that many fucking DUI's. do you have to shatter somebody's head tissue before enough is enough?j
I would pay good money to see the looks on your coworkers' faces if they walked in to see you with your face under the sink. Particularly if, as the soap dispenser shoots hot wet goo on your lips, you murmur "give it to me, daddy, you know how I like it".
I like how everyone just assumes that Dixie's prison experience is nothing but rape and getting ejaculated on. He's probably sucking dick and being forced to sit down and pee as well. And no, that wasn't a shot at ballsack.
They probably force him to go by a woman's name as well. What do you think they named him/her? I'm betting Nancy or Bridget.
Jail isn't just rape and gay shit. You also get beaten with pillowcases full of books or soda cans. And you get to drink a homemade booze called "Pruno" that could de-grease a construction crane.
Wait, he's one of those freaks that stands to wipe? Fucker belongs in jail. Or at least on a national registry of some kind.