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[WDT] DOUGHNUT DAY [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Jun 7, 2024 at 10:51 PM.

  1. SouthernIdiot

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    A certain convicted felon I presume.
     
  2. Fiveslide

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    Let's keep that shit out of this thread, guys. You know where it goes.

    Besides, I've seen the people bragging about donating. They aren't vulnerable. They're white.

    Edit: Apologies, that's a joke I would typically keep to myself. But, I drank about 6 IP-UHs, so Ima stand on it. TTYL
     
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  3. GTE

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    Agreed.

    And Fiveslide, you're onto something with lake living. This was my view this weekend and I'm starting to think lake > river.
     

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  4. NatCH

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    Sorry if I am way late to this, and repeating info. But you know that dude who had the bench warrant for the whole “calling into his court date via Zoom, while driving, and having a suspended license?”
    So the next part of the story was that his license wasn’t suspended and it was a clerical error…

    …but the NEXT part was that he actually never had a license, ever! Dude spent 40 years knowingly driving around with only a state-issued ID. His driving privileges were revoked and then reinstated…but it was moot because he didn’t even have a license.

    But it’s a happy ending, he’s got a learners permit now.
     
  5. Fiveslide

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    I like big rivers, too. Brackish rivers like the Potomac. You want to ride a boat to Florida from the Potomac? You can do that. It will take weeks, but you can do it. I like big waters that have places to go and things to see. We have 850 miles of shoreline. I've lived here since 2016 and still haven't seen it all.
     
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    A bull jumped out of a rodeo arena and fucked up a few people. I say it was Lee Greenwood's God Bless The USA caused it. It pumped that bull up the same way it does a redneck.

     
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    Needs more jackass theme.
     
  8. Rush-O-Matic

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    The Catalonians are like, pffff, there aren't even any swords!
     
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    I like how the bull wrecked the person that was standing completely still, wearing a red shirt. The damn thing didn't know we were told bulls are colorblind.