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[WDT] COOKIE DAY [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Dec 4, 2020.

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  1. bewildered

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    It's Friday, you've been good, so have a cookie and celebrate National Cookie Day.

    I got a little overzealous last week with the baking and made a double batch of chocolate chip cookies along with lemon bars. All chock full of butter, so I cannot enjoy them. There are still about 10 cookies in a container on the counter just taunting the hell out of me every time I raid the kitchen for a snack.

    I don't know where I was going with that anecdote, except that I'm mad and want a cookie.

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    Happy Friday, you fine folks.
     
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    when Texas football becomes assault

     
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    The internet can be helpful every now and then.
    https://www.google.com/search?q=no+...j69i57j0l6.6113j0j15&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
     
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    Is there a dietary reason you cannot have butter or dairy? Anymore, I am not going to deprive myself of what I want to eat. I will just eat less of it and maybe walk the dogs a bit longer. People, life is way too short.
     
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    Yeah, I breastfeed and the baby has a problem with dairy. Not lactose, but the actual bovine protein. Having to nix it completely made me realize how much I fucking LOVE dairy and was eating so, so much of it. A huge amount of lactose free milk in my coffee, plenty of butter, cheese, yogurt, cottage cheese. Lots of processed foods are seasoned with powdered milk.... sour cream and onion flavored stuff for example. My neighbor gave me some commercial granola and it has whey in it.

    I tried sneaking some back in after the baby was a certain age because they are supposed to outgrow it at some point but no bueno. Back to diarrhea, constant painful gas so bad that bebe wouldn't eat and wasn't gaining weight again. Then it takes about a full month to get out of your system again when you stop.

    So I'll just suffer awhile.

    My diet is definitely more nutritious now but my god I want a fucking pizza.
     
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    Even in my old age, I would hit that given the chance. No way I would live with or get involved with her on a business or personal level. I think she is fairly talented, but there is a level of crazy there that no amount of therapy or anything else is going to help.

    Still, I seriously think that it could be a very exciting one off ride.
     
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    I don’t know what it is, but Miley Cyrus does nothing for me whatsoever. Maybe it’s just that androgynous persona she took on for a while, but she has zero sex appeal no matter how hard she tries.
     
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    It's almost like you're not her core demographic or something.
     
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    What’s the core demographic for beating off to her trashy topless pics?
     
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    Young males that watched her grow up on TV as Hannah Montana.
     
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    True. I guess why would I jerk it to Miley Cyrus when I can jerk it to someone much more feminine like Elliot Page?
     
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    I’m not proud of myself, but I’ve gone and participated in the white trash feeding frenzy that is the relaunch of the McRib. I have no good excuse other than it is something new and different and cheap, with less risk than a cheap hooker.

    I haven’t had one since the 90s, and I can now honestly say I don’t need one for another 20 some odd years.
     
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    I mean, it's not like this is the reveal of Miley's tits. They've been out and about for a while.
    I'm pretty sure somewhere online you can find pictures of her peeing.

    As far as Billy Ray, it kept him from becoming an afterthought in the music world, and then it got him in a position to sing on "Old Town Road." None of this has anything to do with talent or quality, but it means he's got money.
     
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    (Raises hand).

    Bro, trashy hot is totally a thing.

    To be fair, the sexualization she dealt with as a child has probably fucked her up for life. Child stars don't usually translate to stable adults.

    But in terms of what's on the sexual menu with her, it's more of a sloppy buffet than a "our chef-selected entre".
     
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    Holy shit, you're right!

    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ - Miley-Cyrus-Leaked-Nude-Naked.jpg

    Yeah, a brief search showed that indeed, her tits have been out for awhile; I've just never had any interest in looking them up.

    Funny story: In an interview, Billy Ray Cyrus blamed David Lynch for what became of Miley.

    After fading into obscurity once "Achy Breaky Heart" was off the airwaves, David Lynch offered him a role in "Mulholland Drive" as Gene, the wife-banging pool-man.
    This got him back into the public eye, and he started getting more acting roles.
    Miley would often accompany him to the sets, and this eventually led to her being cast as Hannah Montana*, and the rest is history.

    *Fun fact: The producers of Hannah Montana originally wanted her name to be "Alexis Texas," until they found out that was the name of one of the best porn starlets of all time.
     
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    I get it. I would much rather bang Lindsay Lohan during a binge than Miley Cyrus on a good day. I’m just not sure what it is about it her that’s kind of a turn off for me. My dick doesn’t know about audience demographics, so I guess it’s just one of those things.
     
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    Well this sucks. Screenshot_20201205-221035_Gallery.jpg

    So now I am drinking kalua and my husband is typing angrily in a customer service chatbox to someone whose 1st language is clearly not English .

    How's your Saturday going?
     
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