Inspired by Rant and Rave thread. Apparently Juice is going on an adventure. Focus: What adventure is juice going on? What adventure will juice TELL us he's going on?
I went out for pizza with some friends. Fast forward 5 hours... I'm drunk, sitting in in the passenger seat of a tow truck, with a driver who's wearing eye shadow and winking at me every 5 minutes on the way to the garage. My buddies were following in another car after our sober driver drove off the road. I got there and there were 6 large fed ex boxes of Reeses Peanut Butter Cups sitting in the garage's office. The guy offered us one while we wait. He comes back and we plowed through approximately 20 packs of peanut butter cups and he got angry and started carrying on about it. We apologize, tell him we were just hungry and that we would pay for the candy. My other idiot friend then blurts out something about the guy wearing eye shadow. Apparently the guy was a lady the whole time and we were too shit faced to realize it. So after eating many Reeses Cups and mistaking our lady driver for a cross-dressing man, we get our car back. We went back to my place and watched Mystery Science Theater 3000 for another 4 hours and drank some more beer before passing out.