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Elephants and Jackasses...

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by Nettdata, Oct 14, 2016.

  1. Fiveslide

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    But if Biden stops getting older, that brings up a whole other set of issues.
     
  2. Juice

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    I don't know what they were thinking having him do that press conference. What a disaster.
     
  3. Aetius

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    I for one welcome our first Duncan Idaho President.
     
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    And if he starts getting younger? Whole new government, baby!
     
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    Looks different to everyone. I personally enjoyed seeing him get pissed off. If someone said I couldn't remember when my son died (even if it was true), I'd be absolutely livid. Loved when he told that fox reporter he had a bad memory because he let him speak.

    People are gonna shit on Biden for the same stuff they praised trump for. The whole clown show is insane. They're all old fucks, and the entire system needs to change. But until people get off their asses and vote in better candidates, nothing will.
     
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    They don't give us better candidates. If they did we wouldn't be staring down a barrel at a biden trump rematch. And everyone is scared to go third party because if enough people from the other side don't, you lose every which way.
     
  7. dixiebandit69

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    I can't claim this meme, and I'm probably fucking it up, but there was one on Reddit a few days ago, and it went something like this:

    Major parties: "We need new, younger presidential candidates!"

    (Gen-X/ Xennial/ Millenial stands up): "I'LL run for president!"

    Major parties: "Do you have ten million dollars?"

    Gen-X/ Xennial/ Millenial: "Uh, no..."

    Major parties: "THEN FUCK OFF!"
     
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    No it doesn't lol. He mixed up 2 world leaders with dead people in a week, and then claimed Mexico bordered Gaza. The whole, "he'll surround himself with competent people" argument is also a farce considering his VP is the biggest idiot since Dan Quayle and his Defense Secretary can't even be bothered to let them know he's being treated for cancer. If the Democrats dropped Biden tomorrow for another candidate, I'd vote for them instead of being forced to vote for a 3rd party.
     
  9. Rush-O-Matic

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    They haven't even debated yet, lol. Are they going to have debates?

    I mean, it's going to be a weird year. The year I was born set the standard, in 1968. LBJ suddenly dropped out in March, RFK was going against Hubert Humphrey, LBJ's VP, then RFK got assassinated, and Nixon beat Humphrey. I mean, y'all hold on!
     
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    They are not going to debate. You can call me on this.

    Trump refused debating with his competitors in the GQP, and he's going to say that he's too good to go up against Sleepy Joe.

    And I think that's the best for Biden.
     
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    So what you’re saying is, they took off the human masks and made a lizard person pact after drinking the blood of children abducted from the pizza parlor?
     
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    Spot on. I would love to see him debate Haley, for the exact reason he won't debate her. He should agree to debate Biden because he'd clean the floor with him, but his ego won't let him be seen on the same stage.
     
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    No way would Trump debate anyone.

    Biden with his speech impediment has no reason to risk a Trump debate, and they'd never agree on moderators, rules, etc.

    Haley debating Trump is about as we could get, and what the hell is the point in that?
     
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    Biden has a speech impediment?
     
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    He legitimately has a stutter, which the media uses to dismiss his obvious cognitive issues.
     
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    if @downndirty has to explain the joke, then it isn’t funny.
     
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    What joke? He does legit have a stutter.
     
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    Yeah, but saying “Biden with his speech impediment” being shorthand for “Biden with his old man brain that nobody can ignore anymore” could be a joke. But now I explained it, so it isn’t funny anymore.
     
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    Honestly, I wish they would debate. We should have to watch what we've done to put ourselves in this situation. Trump would be all Trump-y, saying offensive things, near racist or sexist or somethingist and all sound bite nonsense. No telling where Biden would wander off to. And, the moderators should look in the camera and say, "You people did this. You got us here and now you have to live with it." Don't you have to have to hit rock bottom before you can make changes? Don't sweep it under the rug. Show it.
     
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    Be so funny and sad at the same time.