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Tim
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Tim

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Anthony Jeselnik has a great stand up on Netflix called "Thoughts and Prayers." Sep 22, 2017

    1. Tim
      Tim
      Anthony Jeselnik has a great stand up on Netflix called "Thoughts and Prayers."
    2. Tim
      Tim
      In my heart, they will always be Freedom Fries. We should have a live chat for Trump.
    3. Tim
      Tim
      My location is "in mah belly." I'm fucking hongry
    4. Tim
      Tim
      We're in Japan, it's all good. Just have the correct coinage.
    5. Tim
      Tim
      I hate when autocorrect totally negates my awesome witty response.
    6. Tim
      Tim
      Drop bottles of alcohol everywhere. Had a few experiences with women checkouters at a grocery who had to tag out cause I bought wine.
    7. Tim
      Tim
      I'm auh all Ashley Madison this shit.Send me your wives' cell phone numbers and we can negotiate.
    8. Tim
      Tim
      My dad and stepmom helped photograph and videotape their friends' kid's birth. I'm sure they got all the great camera angles
      1. CanisDirus
        CanisDirus
        I'd assume it'd look like that scene in the Lord of the Rings with the Uruk Hai being born from the muck... save with a vagina.
        Aug 23, 2015
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