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Thanks to Bill for the recent Windows upgrade. It fucked my shit up. GOD DAMMIT!

@jdoggie of course @toytoy88 knows that. His roommates taught him. Duh.

I read "It's that time of the month" then it took a book turn. Thank god.

I may have to run over some protesters to get home today. I'm ok with that.

I actually read that as dick mayonnaise the first time. Something completely different.

didn't even realize what the call was until she asked if she could help them with something. Then it was, Oh! Shit!*hangupphone*

is having a shit fucking day and about ready to blow. Everyone should keep their distance.

thinks Black Jesus may need a buttplug.

thinks she had bad Chinese food for lunch. Uh oh.

is sure RoM will need counseling for many years now thanks to the WDT.

thinks Juice had better stay near a shitter for a while.

@Juice it's today. And you just talked yourself right out of the freebies we discussed from my ladies of the night.

DARE I meant how dare you. I know how you are.

@Juice how are you. I need no practice.

still thinks Juice is light in the loafers, no one is getting her digits and, RoM did you say something?

thinks that its more than just a little gay that Juice, a grown ass man, referred to Beyonce as Queen Bey in the WDT.

New phone and a drink.