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TX.

Joined:: Oct 21, 2009

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Birthday:: Apr 26, 1983 (Age: 40)

Location:: With Waylon, Willie and the boys

TX.

The Mad Pooper, 40, from With Waylon, Willie and the boys

I think I have a shopping addiction :( Nov 22, 2016

1. TX.
  I think I have a shopping addiction :(
  
  Nov 22, 2016
2. TX.
  I think I made a millennial cry today.
  
  Aug 11, 2016
  2. CanisDirus
    You mentioned that you existed without cell phones?
    
    Aug 12, 2016
  3. TX.
    I dared to give constructive feedback without a treat or toy.
    
    Aug 12, 2016
  4. CanisDirus
    You should have tossed in a savage baseball bat beatdown.
    
    Aug 13, 2016
3. TX.
  What's more disgusting: dick mayo or dick cheese? OR a dick cheese & mayo sandwich?
  
  Aug 7, 2016
4. TX.
  I like the challenge of licking and flossing at the same time.
  
  May 27, 2016
5. TX.
  I'm late to the Chobani Flip Yogurt party. This stuff is legit. I'm a hair away from licking the container.
  
  May 26, 2016
6. TX.
  No, because someone was yelling it.
  
  May 22, 2016
  2. dieformetal
    Zing!
    
    May 23, 2016
7. TX.
  Canis...I like you. You're weird, but I like you.
  
  Mar 23, 2016
  2. CanisDirus
    Thanks!
    
    Mar 23, 2016
8. TX.
  I let a speech girl FEES me. Now all I can taste is lube in the back of my throat. No me gusta.
  
  Jan 8, 2016
9. TX.
  I was called a "professional asshole" at work today. Is it wrong that I consider that a compliment?
  
  Dec 9, 2015
10. TX.
  I'm hongry/hangry/hungry!
  
  Nov 19, 2015
  2. CanisDirus
    "Hello Hongry, can I call you Hangry?"
    
    Nov 20, 2015
11. TX.
  My bunions are killing me. You're welcome.
  
  Sep 15, 2015
  2. Revengeofthenerds
    Chew gum while you're cleaning them. Won't tear up that way.
    
    Sep 15, 2015
12. TX.
  Beep boop bonk
  
  Jun 4, 2015
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