Tempting. I was thinking more of 2H2 Bomb. Get it? Deuterium is 2H or D. So it's a pun on the H bomb and a DD rack. Hah.
Figure out a way to make them EAT it, most muslims don't care about touching one. To a culture with no TP, guts isn't a big deal.
@bewildered I'm on my second cup of the day and I feel like one of those giant yard sprinklers. THBPTHBPTHBPT-tsssst.