If they want to focus on their faggy ballroom, let them. It's better than fucking with the economy. Iran war is going to get even messier in the next week when they hit the storage capacity limit in their reserve tanks. Yay.
There's already a nuke-proof bunker hundreds of feet under the White House. Edit: Wait, you're right. They closed that to build the ballroom. Lmao.
I have the suspicion that the only reason we haven’t seen a nuclear weapons launch is that he’s waiting for this “ impregnable “ bunker to be built.
Just finished that same article. I'm willing to bet the "massive complex" is a bedroom for Trump while some poor Marine Private has to stand a post outside.
So, it's been more than 24 hours. When are we going to find out the important things? Like, if the shooter is trans or not. Or what Yo Momma jokes are written, in Sharpie, on the bullets. It's a little insulting that they are not even bothering to put in any real effort anymore.
I buy the theory that Trump was evacuated to the existing bunker back in 2020 and got offended that it's a utilitarian space and is now demanding some sort of luxury bunker.
The only way he can avoid his grave being perpetually pissed on. Who cares— dead is dead. Hurry up already and get there.
They indicted Comey again. Completely transparent weaponization of the Justice Department to go after Trump's enemies. The indictment is laughably thin.
If this indictment doesn’t go anywhere, they’ll have to call a special session of congress for Trump to speak. I can imagine how it’ll start. “what a great day, such beautiful weather, we can keep all the doors open…oh, the secret service? They’ve been working so hard, I let them take the day off…”
The Comey news is giving me flashbacks though…working with those stone cold murderers in the kitchen, at my first job as dishwasher.
That, Lela Dunham’s mentally fucking retarded rap song, “I’m just CHILLING in Cedar Rapdis!!!!” and Anthony Weiner combined to do it.