Interesting how he’s just kind of looking around while people are diving for cover, then it looked like he fell as they were hustling him away.
What blockade? What peace talks to far away to attend? What war? Epstein was so last week. Move on nothing to see over there..
Right as the story broke, people were commenting “he’s gonna use this to justify the ballroom.” https://x.com/Acyn/status/2048230184034439641
The disrespect to Chuck Grassley, who was safely at home recovering from gall stone surgery at the age of 92 and was ready to jump into the Presidency at a moment’s notice
I've been reading theories about how Sabrina Carpenter is a laboratory clone of Hillary Clinton. I'm not caught up on this particular incident. Is it actually real? Some real strange aspects of this shooting from what I've gathered.
After not going to any of these stupid banquets in forever, sure enough something “happens”. As if that fat fuck didn’t fake this entire thing just so— and right on cue— all of his odious waste-of-space followers would start talking “Ballroom”.
Im not sure what this shooting means anyway. Do we get 6 more weeks of Erika Kirk? Does Kash Patel party with the Olympic team again? Is Trump going shit himself on TV for a 3rd time? Does Chuck Schumer get a second circumscision? I'm high.
I don't believe it without seeing more evidence first, but I will act like I believe it because I think it's hilarious that this mendacious asshole has to deal with wild conspiracy theories that hurt him for once.
Whether it was real or fake aside, is there anything more pathetic than how hard the Republican hivemind is going in on "this is why we need a ballroom" right now? Cinderella wasn't even this desperate.