The four guys I don’t recognize all look like they have microcephaly. ONE OF US!!!! GOBBLE GOO!!!! WE ACCEPT HER, ONE OF US!!!!!
I wouldn’t trust them with five dollars. They look like they would account for about 20% of USA’s amber alerts for this year.
The two on the right look like somebody walked by their cubicle and said “dudes…college girls” ten minutes before the photo was taken.
The dude on the far right looks like our high school girls volleyball coach. Who I’ve always thought was a bit creepy.
Oh hey, the Secretary of the Navy is out. Oh hey, Trump just ordered that US military “shoot to kill” Iranian boats.
But that’s impossible. Trump extended the ceasefire! Is it a ceasefire only on land? What about weapons shot in/from the air? This is all so confusing I have no idea what to do with my stock portfolio.
You misheard him. We wasn't saying "ceasefire" he was saying "seas fire," as in they will fire on anything sailing the seas.
It makes perfect sense if you just look at it with narcissist-colored glasses. Everything he’s doing is great, because he’s doing it. Unless it’s not something great, in which case he’s not doing it, even if you’re actively watching him do it. Which makes it great because he’s doing it. Which he’s not.