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Elephants and Jackasses...

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by Nettdata, Oct 14, 2016.

  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    I’m being sarcastic of course. But that shitpile country never existing in the first place would have saved this planet from having one less ocean of blood and pain that Israel created out of their own entitlement.

    There’s no changing the minds of these people— their outlook on anybody but themselves is objectively bloodthirsty, bigoted and dim. And their level of hate is immeasurable.
     
  2. Misanthropic

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    That’s what happens when your religion tells you that you are the chosen ones. See also: Islam and Christianity.
     
  3. bewildered

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    Deeply satisfied pooper

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    I'm waiting for him to pull a King Henry. That's the bext step, right?
     
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    "Not since Henry VIII has a divorced slob felt that the Pope had overstepped. At least Henry VIII didn't bury Anne Boleyn on a golf course."

    Really solid joke from the Pod Save America crew this week.
     
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    First time even hearing of this outlet, but looking over their videos, it feels LOADED as fuck and I say it as someone who is pretty lefty.
     
  6. Nettdata

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    I’m so confused… is the Straight open or closed? And who is doing what?

    Iran: “closing the straight!”
    Trump: “opening the straight!”
    Iran: “opening the straight!”
    Trump: “fuck you, closing the straight”
    Iran: “straight is open”
    Trump: “is not!”
     
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    It took some digging, but I think I managed to track down some of leaked video of the negotiations:

    =
     
  8. NatCH

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    They heard Hegseth praying and surrendered.

    I'm hearing that Trump is releasing $20 billion, in exchange for their nuclear material. Which probably buys is…maybe a month before Bibi says Iran is “weeks away from a nuclear bomb”
     
  9. dixiebandit69

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    Have any of y'all been paying attention to the "Doordash Grandma" story?

    If you haven't, the same distinctive-looking old woman has appeared in a couple of publicity events for Trump, most recently to deliver some "food" from McDonald's.
    Her name is Sharon Simmons, and her home state is Arkansas.

    It appears that she's an "actor," some may even call her a "crisis actor."*

    Anyway, since it appears that the people running his social media have realized that no one believed the stunt, HE SHIT ALL OVER HER.**
    https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-turns-on-doordash-grandma-and-savages-tacky-stunt/

    Not only that, but he called himself out for his past stunts of "working" at a closed McDonalds, and "driving" a garbage truck - stunts that his supporters lapped up like cheap booze at Drew Barrymore's sweet sixteen party.


    *I will never forgive that fat fuck for calling the old man who got knocked down and trampled by Minneapolis storm-troopers in 2020 a "crisis actor."

    **Not literally, but it wouldn't surprise me if he lost control of his bowels, and she was in the "blast zone."

    EDIT:
    The Right-of-Center radio show I listen to in the afternoon said that this was rejected by Trump, but we will just have to wait and see.
     
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  11. Nettdata

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    It's almost like it's beyond stupid for people to think that an anonymous door dasher could just go on up to the white house, knock, and hand the order to the President of the US... with a huge camera crew and press conference going on. One would almost think that it's 100% staged.

    Crazy, eh?
     
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    Y'all understand that's photoshopped , correct? It's a political humor meme going around.