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Elephants and Jackasses...

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by Nettdata, Oct 14, 2016.

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  1. Fiveslide

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    I see you waited until he died to type that. Smart, very smart.
     
    #29061 Fiveslide, Mar 20, 2026 at 7:39 PM
  2. Juice

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    I'm surprised people even liked his movies.
     
    #29062 Juice, Mar 20, 2026 at 9:01 PM
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    The 80's were wild man
     
    #29063 AFHokie, Mar 20, 2026 at 9:42 PM
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    They weren’t good. The only one I liked as a kid was “Firewalker” and that’s often considered his worst. I used to think it was hilarious when he beats up literally 50 people in a bar fight while they all attack him single-handedly.

    Here is the greatest thing about Chuck Norris:

     
    #29064 Crown Royal, Mar 21, 2026 at 10:18 AM
  5. Crown Royal

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    Speaking of fat politicians that need to die, when the fuck is Doug Ford finally going to take a dirt nap? I am so sick of the fake fucking piece of shit embarrassing our province every single day.

    Join your shitty brother in hell already, asshole.
     
    #29065 Crown Royal, Mar 21, 2026 at 11:45 AM
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    Holy shit, I didn't realize he was that insane.

     
    #29066 SouthernIdiot, Mar 21, 2026 at 5:59 PM
  7. Nettdata

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    Yep.

    I enjoyed Way of the Dragon, The Octagon, and other old school movies he did, but I didn’t respect his views and thought he was a piece of shit.
     
    #29067 Nettdata, Mar 21, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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    I know he became a meme for the Chuck Norris jokes, but I'm old enough to remember that they originally started as Vin Diesel jokes, and no Chuck Norris joke will ever top "Vin Diesel's name is an anagram for 'I end lives'"
     
    #29068 Aetius, Mar 21, 2026 at 6:26 PM
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    There were also Mr. T "facts," as well.


    This will always be my favorite Chuck Norris fact. I read it about twenty years ago, and I don't know why I can still remember it, but it still makes me laugh:

    "Chuck Norris once went to a frat party, and roundhouse kicked every popped collar in the place. Then he took a shit on the carpet. Just because he's Chuck Norris."
     
    #29069 dixiebandit69, Mar 21, 2026 at 9:37 PM
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    https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3mhnpzsy3s725

    It feels so nitpicky, but neither Himmler nor Göring died in the Führerbunker. Himmler committed suicide after being captured by Soviet POWs and turned over to the British army. Göring committed suicide after being convicted at Nuremberg, in what turned out to be a very famous court case. The metaphor is a bad one for a dozen reasons, but these fucking goons can't even get the very basics of the metaphor correct.
     
    #29070 Aetius, Mar 22, 2026 at 1:16 PM
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    #29071 Zach, Mar 23, 2026 at 10:03 AM
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    #29072 NatCH, Mar 23, 2026 at 10:25 AM
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    Five days. Meaning after the markets close on Friday.

    Anymore I lay the blame for his bullshit not solely at his feet, but for all of the people who are supposed to keep him in check but are too preoccupied sucking his dick to do their jobs.
     
    #29073 walt, Mar 23, 2026 at 10:45 AM
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    I verrrrry firmly believe he has some generals slapping his hand away from the big red button.

    NOBODY WANTS US INVOLVED IN THIS WAR. Nobody serious, anyway...
     
    #29074 bewildered, Mar 23, 2026 at 10:48 AM
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