They weren’t good. The only one I liked as a kid was “Firewalker” and that’s often considered his worst. I used to think it was hilarious when he beats up literally 50 people in a bar fight while they all attack him single-handedly. Here is the greatest thing about Chuck Norris:
Speaking of fat politicians that need to die, when the fuck is Doug Ford finally going to take a dirt nap? I am so sick of the fake fucking piece of shit embarrassing our province every single day. Join your shitty brother in hell already, asshole.
Yep. I enjoyed Way of the Dragon, The Octagon, and other old school movies he did, but I didn’t respect his views and thought he was a piece of shit.
I know he became a meme for the Chuck Norris jokes, but I'm old enough to remember that they originally started as Vin Diesel jokes, and no Chuck Norris joke will ever top "Vin Diesel's name is an anagram for 'I end lives'"
There were also Mr. T "facts," as well. This will always be my favorite Chuck Norris fact. I read it about twenty years ago, and I don't know why I can still remember it, but it still makes me laugh: "Chuck Norris once went to a frat party, and roundhouse kicked every popped collar in the place. Then he took a shit on the carpet. Just because he's Chuck Norris."
https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3mhnpzsy3s725 It feels so nitpicky, but neither Himmler nor Göring died in the Führerbunker. Himmler committed suicide after being captured by Soviet POWs and turned over to the British army. Göring committed suicide after being convicted at Nuremberg, in what turned out to be a very famous court case. The metaphor is a bad one for a dozen reasons, but these fucking goons can't even get the very basics of the metaphor correct.