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Elephants and Jackasses...

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by Nettdata, Oct 14, 2016.

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  1. Nettdata

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    Or it's at one of his coastal golf courses.
     
    #29041 Nettdata, Mar 17, 2026 at 7:54 PM
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    We've been excommunicated just like NATO. It feels so comforting to think we're being lumped in with the rest of the world.
    I wonder if that means we can close down all of the US bases on Australian soil and lower our tempting target rating.
     
    #29042 greybeard, Mar 17, 2026 at 8:08 PM
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    This is what I was thinking as well. The money thing as well too.
     
    #29043 doomrider7, Mar 17, 2026 at 11:35 PM
  4. Nettdata

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    Well now.

     
    #29044 Nettdata, Mar 18, 2026 at 2:10 PM
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    Sheeet, does this mean he's going to invade another country or will it require an entire continent
     
    #29045 greybeard, Mar 18, 2026 at 7:05 PM
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    #29046 Nettdata, Mar 19, 2026 at 5:05 PM
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    #29047 Nettdata, Mar 19, 2026 at 5:41 PM
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    He's about as subtle as a stomach pump
     
    #29048 greybeard, Mar 19, 2026 at 10:03 PM
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    I love how the translator's brain just locked up trying to process what they just heard.
     
    #29049 Nettdata, Mar 19, 2026 at 10:11 PM
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    The Prime Minister’s face was priceless.
     
    #29050 walt, Mar 20, 2026 at 6:02 AM
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    I can’t wait to see what dumb shit SCROTUS dies after the markets close today.
     
    #29051 walt, Mar 20, 2026 at 9:21 AM
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    start with bragging about his House of Cards style gold coin, I bet
     
    #29052 NatCH, Mar 20, 2026 at 10:30 AM
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    You know what? As tactless as that statement was, I'm going to give him that one, especially because the Japanese have never apologized for anything they did in WW2.

    This message brought to you by a guy who was raised by a father who lived through World War Two, and never trusted the "Japs" to the very end.
     
    #29053 dixiebandit69, Mar 20, 2026 at 11:23 AM
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    [​IMG]
     
    #29054 Nettdata, Mar 20, 2026 at 11:40 AM
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    He killed fiddy men, I tell ya whut.
     
    #29055 dixiebandit69, Mar 20, 2026 at 12:26 PM
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    The episode where Cotton goes to Japan is hilarious.
     
    #29056 Nettdata, Mar 20, 2026 at 1:04 PM
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    I would just like to know why we aren't claiming the World Baseball Classic. You can do all of this, even straight steal their leader, yet you allow them to own our national pastime?
     
    #29057 gamecocks, Mar 20, 2026 at 2:06 PM
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    If there isnt something poetic about today being the day Chuck Norris dies....

    Sad day for America.
     
    #29058 downndirty, Mar 20, 2026 at 2:54 PM
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