There had to be someone in the world that likes Flintstone feet, might as well be one of our members. We needed a little more weird here. We were getting old and normal.
Hah! Somehow I'm sure there is a porn category of "women with big hairy feet". I'm not going to kink shame.
Same here. But it wasn't my daughter but a few mimosas and the nail salon lady thinking I wouldn't. Then, several people here gave me shit for not having caveman feet. So, kudos to you I guess?
There is absolutely nothing wrong with acquiescing to a request to paint your toe nails made by a daughter, granddaughter, or any member of the female sex. However, all men are obligated to make fun of every ugly ass male foot that is photographed and posted online. It's a rule of the internet. Like, rule 1,007, or something like that. Because feet are not lovely, not beautiful, they're fucking feet.
No no no... his feet were gorgeous. That was what we made fun of. He did NOT have troll feet. I whacked off to his feet. Just sayin'.
I’m lowkey miffed that you get more pedicures than I do. Maybe it’s time for me to come out of the baby daze now that she’s a year old and paint my nails and get a pedicure and dye my hair. Take that, baby, I’m an autonomous human who can do things for my own body! In other girl news, I bought a real bra that fits properly for the first time in EONS and was surprised how much better my clothes look/fit when I don’t have a giant uniboob from a nursing bra. It’s taking much restraint not to go buy 6 more.
I feel like this is the point that Rush would gently suggest you whip them out for a photo and post it here. Who, then, is going to carry his mantle? It can't be me. My wife would not be pleased, so this is not me suggesting you do it.