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Elephants and Jackasses...

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by Nettdata, Oct 14, 2016.

  1. Aetius

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    1. Support Iranians in their targeting of American positions and weapons systems
    2. This prolongs the war and allows stiffer Iranian resistance, which allows them to more effectively close down traffic in the Strait of Hormuz
    3. This raises global oil prices
    4. This raises gas prices in the United States, the only thing idiot Americans pay attention to
    5. Trump lowers sanctions on Russian oil so they can sell to India, which blunts the global increase of oil prices, and thus gas prices in the United States.
    Putin figured out that Trump is so stupid that he'll actually incentivize Putin to kill Americans.
     
  2. NatCH

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    The Trump/Florsheim shoes story has me laughing.

    -Trump gifts Florsheim shoes to his cabinet members/political allies

    -gives Rubio a pair that’s obviously too big, that Rubio still wears because he’s a pussy

    -makes a typical penis joke about a guy’s shoe size (which makes me wonder if Rubio got his afterward and lied, because again…pussy)

    -the owner of the company declines to comment, deciding that’s better than using the entire executive wing of the government wearing your shoes as a selling point
     
  3. Nettdata

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    I thought you were kidding. Nope.

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    Just when you think theyve achieved peak ridiculousness...
     
  5. Nettdata

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    “That smells wonderful, Mr. President. May I have the honour of flushing it for you?”
     
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    I can just imagine the sound of him clip clopping through the halls of the white house, like some bullshit laden burro.

    What a weird gift. Average as hell cap toe oxfords, from a supposed billionaire and leader of the United States.
     
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    They literally sell them at Nordstrom Rack, and they aren't even the nicest shoes Nordstrom Rack carries.
     
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    But if you’re an old motherfucker with circulation issues, you want a cheap comfy shoe. But you wear it, so it’s the best shoe. And you know how you know it’s the best shoe? Because everybody’s wearing them, look around!
     
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    If I knew nothing else about people like Rubio, Cruz, etc., the fact that they allowed Trump to shit all over them personally and their family and then firmly planted their lips on his ass when he won would be all I need to know about them.
     
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    Out of curiosity I looked up the exact shoes Rubio is wearing on their website, and they're $190. Can you imagine debasing yourself for this cheap ass huckster. How pathetic. Our whole country is pathetic for electing this conman and his sycophantic goons again.
     
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    I have the same shoes! I wear them with my funeral suit! They're a good value, I give them that.
     
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    I love that he is just too stupid to simply go get another identical pair that fit
     
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    That would require thinking freely.
     
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    How much do you want to bet that he just ordered a bunch of the same size shoes to get a discount.
     
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    He probably bought the ones that were on sale.
     
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    My local school board was recently taken over by MAGA. You may have seen them in the news last month because they voted that a poster saying “Hate has no place here” featuring a bunch of flags was voted to be removed because one was a rainbow one.

    One of the members said because he is a Christian he can’t allow that.

    Today that member of the school board had to resign because he was outed as a literal Nazi.

    I have to move now. I can’t have my kids going to these schools. I don’t want to live among the people that voted a literal Nazi into office. I now feel like my life is in shambles because of these idiots.

    https://thebuckeyeflame.com/2026/03...EBdRWwco9xpXD2_WUw_aem_5eVzO_sg8TzKNCKK1rIefw
     
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    Seriously. Like this man was elected to the school board. And he didn’t take time to delete this. And still hasn’t.
     

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    Vote their asses out. A lot of these types get elected and then get kicked out the next election when people see what a bunch of morons they are. Moms for Liberty comes to mind.